Side story: Who's your type?

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Hey, guys! I'm back! By the way, I'm going to do maybe a side story for every 10 chaps or so? So here's the first one! It's one of my personal favourite chats from the game and I adjusted it so M/n will be here too. Hope you enjoy!





House of Lamentation




Asmo: I'm feeling a bit bored... Someone come and entertain me🎶



Satan: I'm in the middle of reading, and Beel is eating.



Mammon: You know me, so much to do, so little time.

Mammon: And Levi's challengin' some speedrunner nerd's title so he's a no-go.



Asmo: What are you going on about, Mammon, anyways?

Asmo: It's okay. Lucifer and MC are always there for me when I need them, right?



Lucifer: That's not your decision to make.



Asmo: Maybe, but at least that's not a no ❤️

Asmo: How about you, MC?



MC: I'm tired.

MC: And M/n is carrying Belphie because he passed out in front of our room.



Asmo: Then wipe the sleep from your eyes and join me, I'm begging you💋

Asmo: Now that I have your attention...

Asmo: Oh, I know! Why don't we share with each other what our type is?🎶



Beel: My type? Can it be food?



Asmo: Oh, Beel. You're done eating?



Beel: Yeah, I ran out of food.



Asmo: ... Wonderful.

Asmo: By the way, this is only about people you'd want to date. No food or animals... unless you're into that sort of thing.



Mammon: BOOORING!

Mammon: It's not like it'd take much guessin' to figure out your type anyway.



Satan: Why don't you leave the chat, Mammon? No one would bat an eye if you did.



Asmo: Hardly.

Asmo: And Satan, have you decided to join our little talk?



Satan: I've finished reading my book and something lighter seems like just the thing for me right now.



Levi: What's with you guys? My phone's been going off like crazy and I can't concentrate! I'm measuring in microseconds, here! 👿

Levi: Great, guess I'll deal with setting a new world record after this.



Asmo: Well, would you look at that? Everyone's free but you, Mammon. Hope your errands are worth missing out on this juicy gossip! 😍



Mammon: Hold the damn phone!

Mammon: Fine, I'll put my very important errands on hold and join your stupid little talk👿



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