𝐍𝐮𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐬 || 𝐀 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐲𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐚 𝐗 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

♤ Skits Pt. 2 ♤

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✎ Salutations fellow readers! I'm currently working on the next chapter. Though, I have a few projects coming up. To accommodate that wait time, I provide you more skits. (More known as incorrect quotes lmao)

Anyway, pls leave comments I'm so lonely rn

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Hoodie: it's dark in here...

Toby: don't worry, I'll handle this

Hoodie: toby?

Toby: *stomps feet* *shoes light up*

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Toby: cereal is just cold soup

Jeff: fuck off it's 3 am

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Cody (X-Virus) [might introduce him later] : we got this, I mean- how dumb does slender think we are

Toby: well...he gave us pictures of food instead of a grocery list...

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Jeff: wait..you're arresting me because I'm a homo?

Cop: homicide...

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Masky: you're alive?

Toby: yeeesh- no need to sound so disappointed

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Puppeteer: I could kill you if I wanted

Y/n: oh yea? So could any other person here. So could a dog. So could a really dedicated duck. You're not special.

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Y/n: *sends like 6 messages in a row*

Puppeteer: yea I ain't reading that
Puppeteer: happy for you though
Puppeteer: or uhhh sorry that happened idfk

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Ben: *bursts into room*

Slender: what happened this time?

Ben: now you won't believe this because it never happens but, I made a mistake-

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[During operation kidnap Y/n]

Masky: aight what's the code word for when something goes wrong

Toby and jeff: we yell "oh shit"

Masky: yes that'll work

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EJ: what happened to your leg?

Y/n: you see that set of stairs?

EJ: yea?

Y/n: I didn't 

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Cody, Ben, Toby, or Jeff: how come when soemthing goes wrong, I get blamed for it?

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Y/n @ puppeteer or Jeff: you are being such a yellow starburst rn

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Puppeteer: *in a polite tone* good morning

Y/n: something's wrong I can feel it

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Y/n: you better watch out, I have horse like reflexes

Puppeteer: don't you mean cat like-

Y/n: *kicks his face*

Y/n: no

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Y/n: me and thomas (yes he still exists) have this chemistry where we finish each other's-

Thomas: sentences! :D

Y/n: -dont interrupt me

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Toby: have a good day!

Masky: don't tell me what to do

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Y/n: guess I'll just drink all my sorrows away *opens apple juice box while sobbing hysterically*

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Y/n: who the fuck-

Slender: language!

Y/n: ...whom the sexual intercourse

Slender: what the fuck

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A/N: none of these are canon in this book. (Maybe)