The Black Infectious Thingy | Inanimate Insanity AU |

(31)Issues with tissues

\\\CW:SWEARING\\\
///CHEESY POV///
"Alright then. no need to be cheesy about it tho" I said and JUST when I was about to knee slap I got teleported away!
"WOAH-" i said as we appeared outside hotel OJ
"Awww great. I'm stuck with the cheese" said Tissues looking away
"Hey hey, not ANY cheese...you're talking to the pun-master CHEESY!"
"So annoyiiiin"
"Wait you just gave me a great Pun idea!!!" I took out my pun-ideas notebook
I keep it with me always in case that I get a new pun idea!
"What is that?"
"A pun-book! It's a mix of a notebook and-"
"I get it jeeeeez you don't have to explain it I'm not an idiot"
"Oh. alright!"
"But you are"
"I'm not an idiot"
"You are"
"Am not, I'm a cheese, not an idiot"
"Well ANYWAYS...we've got to go find Paper before he kisses his frieeeennnnnd"
"Hehe yes, I wonder if-"
Suddenly my phone started ringing
"Oop, gotta get the phone! I don't want to leave them waiting for a gouda amount of time"
"Are you kidding me? You're reeeeaaaally going to do puns?"
"Yes." I answered the phone and it was Taco!
"Cheesy I need you to tell Paper the following plan;"
"Woah woah, relax there Shell with food inside of it, let me get my notebook out first"
"No"
"Aight, keep going now"
She then proceeded to explain IN FULL DETAIL her plan which was kind of boring to hear but meh, Trophy always says that my shows are the most boring shit ever so I guess it's not that bad
"Don't forget to do exactly all of that ok?"
"Yup, I'll do that in no-time! I'll do it before your shell of a lie cracks haha"
"Wdym with my shell of a lie-"
I pressed the *end call* button and looked over to Tissues
"Alright  then, change of plans uh. Tissues!"
"What is it nooow?"
"We've got to help Paper make OJ love him, basically"
"what"
"well not literally but we've got to help them have a grate relationship" I said and knee-slapped
he looked at me badly
"I don't get it."
"oh. well it's not cheesy to get puns so if you don't get it i don't think your humour will get any cheddar than this" I double knee-slapped and he just kept on looking at me weirdly
"I still dont get it"
"uh. nevermind"
"alriiiiight... so how do we enter?"
"haha I know how so FOLLOW THE CHEESE!" I ran to the door
he followed me and when he was close enough....
I knocked the door, grabbed him by the arm and RAN to the side
"HUH??? DONT TOUCH ME."
"Shhhh" I covered up his mouth and waited patiently
Then Pickle opened the door
"Uh....is anyone there?" He said as he exited the hotel
He went outside and looked at the opposite way that we were
I grabbed Tissues from the hand and entered silently the hotel
Then I heard a loud noise that didn't seem to be anything Gouda.
"WHAT THE-" shouted Pickle from outside
I turned around and saw that Tissues had closed the door for Pickle
"ohhh that was not a grate idea."
"why not? we got rid of him, so yeahhhhh"
"well...he will scream and cry people will come now"
"noooo I dont think so"
"SOMEONE HELP IM STUCK OUTSIDE!!!" shouted Pickle from outside
"haha I guess I really have some brie-llant abilities to tell the future"
We then heard a familiar voice
"Yeah, yeah, I'm coming Pickle" said someone
"Is that OJ?" Asked Tissues as we both looked in the direction from where the voice came from
"It might be- well we should probably go then." I grabbed him by the arm and ran out of there
"Let's go Tissues!" I said as I ran away from there
Whilst we were running I closed my eyes
It's not everyday you get to run inside of the hotel!
And then BOOM KABOOM
Me and Tissues got grabbed by our arms and got pulled inside of a corner
"Oh noooo WEVE BEEEN CAUGHHHHT-"
"Wont. You. Guys. Shut. UP?!" Said someone and when I looked over at them
It was Paper! Looking like he had a paper-cut or something because he was looking really mad at us
"Ohhhh hey Paper, good to see you again, thought you were kissing OJ already"
"WHAT???" He said as he blushed a little bit
"Yeah aren't you going to uhhhhhh kiss him or somethingggg?"
"NO????"
"Oh dang"
"WHAT ARE YOU GUYS EVEN DOING HERE???"
"Taco sent us to help ya kiss OJ and gain his trust to then kill him"
"KILL?????"
"He means make him joiiiiiiiiinnnnnn"
"Oh- Uh yeah I'm working on that I don't need your help"
"Well don't say bon fromage yet my friend, we are going to help you get him to love you"
"Why."
"Because you SUCK at it" said Tissues as he looked away
"I'm not even trying anything yet!"
"So you were planning to try to?"
"I- NO!"
"Well now you are because Taco said so"
"I-"
Them we heard a voice
"Phew that was a close one Pickle, what happened?" Said OJ from a far
Paper looked back and looked at us again
"Uhhhh- ok you can help me but please just- follow me" he said in a nervous tone
"K" said tissues and I nodded my head too
"Be REALLY silent, please-" he said as he exited the corner and started walking
"Where are we even going now?" I asked while whispering
"We're going to OJ's office, I've been hiding there and its the only place safe enough for you two to hide"
"sooooo you've hidden in your boyfriend's office before?" I said as I smiled at him
"HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND"
"not with that attitude" i said
"hehehehehehehehehehehe" Tissues laughed weirdly
He looked at us angrily but then stopped walking
Suddenly he grabbed me and Tissues and covered up our mouths
"Yeah...like I mean she couldn't just have.... disappeared cause like-" said Pepper as she walked JUST in front of us but she was on her phone so she didn't see us
We were all the three of us shaking until she finally left
Paper then took his hands away from our mouths
"Ok all clear let's just keep going before anyone else appears"
He grabbed us both from our hands and silently took us to our new hiding spot
We arrived to OJ's office and Paper took out some keys
He opened the door and looked at us
"Come on! Go in!"
We both entered quickly and he then followed us and closed the door
"OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDD THAT WAS LIKEEEEEE SOOOOO CLOSEEE" said Tissues kind of freaking out
"OH YEAH WE ALMOST GOT CAUGHT AND THEN-"
Then Paper interrupted me
"Who the hell told Taco about me being here" he said as he looked at us
"Uhhhhhhh-" we both said in sync
"That's....nacho business!" I said and knee-slapped
"Cheesy I have to know! She was not supposed to know this! You guys promised to keep it a secret!"
"Uhhhhhh" said Tissues and looked at me
Suddenly, we heard a knock on the door
"Hey uhhhh...Buddy are you there? I left my keys haha" we heard a voice outside of the office and it sounded like OJ
"Buddy? Is that likeeeee yourrrr nickname?" Asked Tissues to Paper whilst whispering
He nodded and looked over to us
"Ok you both go under the table and try to not be visible alright? I'm going to try to distract him" said Paper as he whispered
We both nodded in agreement and went under the desk
"Uhhhh...Buddy? You there?" Said OJ again
"Yeah yeah"
"Oh alright"
I looked from under the table, I ain't missing whatever happens next
Paper then carefully opened the door and let OJ in
"Thx Paper! You're a life-saver" said OJ as he smiled
"No worries! After all, you ARE helping me hide from the TEO and well- yeah-"
They then stayed up looking at each other
"You know? I used to not trust you because you left right after Trophy entered the room"
"Huh?-"
"Haha yeah a funny story, right? But when you came back the next day with those flowers, jeez, I realised you had just gotten scared and weren't planning anything bad"
"Uhhhhhhh- YEAH-"
"And when you explained to me that you had escaped the TEO and that's why you didn't know about the attack, I realised well...you really are a good person"
Paper looked around nervously
"Y-YEAH YOU TOO-"
OJ laughed a little bit at Paper's unability to control his nervousness
"What's wrong Paper? You seem...nervous"
"UHHHH I THINK SOMEONE NEEDS YOU OUT THERE."
"What do you-"
"OOP YEAH DEFINITELY"
"Did I say something bad?"
"NOPE THEY JUST NEED YOU-"
"but I can't-"
Paper pushed OJ outside of the office through the door
"YOUVE GOTTA GO HAHA-"
"Paper? Buddy what's-"
Then Paper shut the door in his face
"PHEW-" he said as he started relaxing
He sighed and then me and Tissues got out of the desk
"YOU GAVE HIM FLOWERS?!?!" I shouted as I got out
"SHHHH!!!!" Said Paper as he blushed
"And I thought I was cheesy with Trophy-"
Oh fuuuuck. Trophy- I forgot about him
"I-It's only a strategy!!!! OK???" Said Paper
"Yeaaaaaaah we get ittttt" said Tissues
Wait I've got a Brie-lliant idea. What if I go and try to see how Trophy is? Ohhhhhh that could be cool
I can't be caught by anyone tho
I think I might do it in the night....just in case
"Hey you 2, you will both sleep under the desk tonight ok? I'll- I'll need help with OJ tomorrow" said Paper as he looked away
"Alriiighttttt"
"Aight!"
"In the meantime you can both just stay here but if anyone enters HIDE ok?"
"K" said Tissues and sat on the floor
I sat on the desk and Paper sighed
"See you both tomorrow"
"Byeeeeee" said tissues and I just didn't say anything
I'm going to plan how to go see Trophy without getting caught now