The Black Infectious Thingy | Inanimate Insanity AU |

(32)Unlucky Trophy

\\\CW:SWEARING, MENTIONS OF INJURIES\\\
///TROPHY POV///
Great. even if Cheesy just fucking got kidnapped I STILL have to go patrol the hotel during the night... usually I would take Cheesy with me so he could tell me some jokes or puns, they were REALLY stupid but that little twerp made every night seem to go faster
If that asshole of OJ had opened the door maybe we could've helped Cheesy
But now he is probably dead
God... maybe its my fault
If I hadn't hurt him beforehand maybe he could have defended himself-
Wow, i've never thought that my stupid actions would have such an impact...
Agh, i should really start thinking on something to do to save Cheesy
The only issue is my motherfucking arm
gosh, i'm impressed in myself, my strength makes me be able to hide injuries from others
It's quite handy if I'm being honest
I don't think any of those twerps are able to hide injuries as good as I can
Nobody didn't even realise I still have my arm injured haha
Hahaha
Haha-
Ha...Ha-
Ok maybe that's not good.
Well actually- Cheesy DID realise
God he is the only one that realised
He is the only one who cares about me and that's stupid.
But it's still kinda...awesome, I guess.
Hm...If only I could leave this place and look for Cheesy...Im sure that I could find him and save him! but OJ doesn't let me, he's such a scaredy-cat
Hmmm....I could maybe sneak out of the hotel
Not today tho, i still have to get my arm to not be hurting like hell
Hmmmmmmmm....
Nah, I don't care, it's not my problem how Cheesy is
And it's not my problem if he's dead.
Or if he's hurt
Or if he's being tortured and can't defend himself because the only thing he knows how to do are stupid PUNS
And kind of take photos
I taught him how to take good photos because he was so unbelievably bad at taking ANY kind of photo
Like really, they were SO bad
Wait- did OJ keep my camera?
wait....THAT LITTLE TWERP NEVER GAVE ME BACK MY CAMERA!
He took it a couple of days ago to take even more pictures of idiotic stuff and HE NEVER GAVE IT BACK
Holy shit
You know what? Fuck it.
Im going to go get it back myself
He should be sleeping in his room right now
If I'm sneaky enough I might be able to go to his office without making noise and just enter
Unless that twerp got it locked. If the office is locked I'll just break it
I should go get a crowbar, just in case
I went over to the supplies room
I took out my keys and opened it up
Ive got access to the supply room because I'm the one in charge of letting Soap enter here to grab her cleaning supplies
But I haven't actually used the keys in a while because idk what the fuck happened to Soap but she seems to have lost her memory of something, idk I don't really care
I grabbed a crowbar and locked the room again
Yup, this is a good crowbar
A perfect crowbar actually
Hmmm....now...where was the office
I started walking around searching for OJ's office
And then I found it
Alright, let's see if this is locked and if it IS I'll just break it down with the crowbar
Or maybe...
I looked at the crowbar
Hmm...you know what? I don't give a shit about not breaking anything. IM GOING TO JUST BREAK IT OPEN!
Hehe....time to get this muscles to work
I grabbed the crowbar firmly
It hurt a little bit on my arm but as long as I hit it in the correct spot it wouldn't hurt too much
Or maybe it does, idk I'm not a nerd like that TestTube weird looking scientist
I got ready to hit the door with the crowbar
I closed my eyes and HIT IT WITH ALL OF MY STRENGTH (which is a lot)
But then....the door OUT OF NOWHERE opened
"OUCH!!!!"
I had hit someone. How the fu-
"uHhhHhHHhH" someone fucking exited the room JUST when I was about to hit the door and that made me get hurt!
"FUCK. MY ARM. ARGH!!!-" my arm LITERALLY broke
I fell to the floor in pain
IT HURT SO GODDAMN BADLY!!!
"look where youre going you fucking-"
I looked over to the person that I had accidentally hit to shout at them and...
IT WAS CHEESY?!
"uHhHhhhhHHhHh-" he said while still on the floor
"CHEESY WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
"Huuuh...?wait....HUH" he said as he stood up
I grabbed him from his shoulders, totally ignoring the pain in my arm, and looked at him straight in the eyes
"What are you doing here you twerp?! And what's with that black spot on your head?- and what's with that ugly bow tie?AND WHY THE FUCK ARE YOUR EYES RED???"
"Uh...you're holding me in a kind of...cheesy way hehe" he said as he knee-slapped and I immediately dropped him to the floor
I fucking suffered for this twerp and now he's...MAKING PUNS????
"Yikes! Looks like your sense of humour didn't change...at all" he said as he stood up
wtf. Why is he talking like that.
He looked at me
"Why were you holding a crowbar? Are you going to kill someone?" He said as he looked at the crowbar that I had dropped after hitting on him- hitting him.
"Yes, you if you don't leave"
"Wowzie, someone's a little ungrateful" he said as he knee-slapped
"Ungreatful? What the actual fuck. Why?"
"Because I helped you out before and now you're telling me to leave or you'll kill me"
"Well YEAH you're part of the TEO now and you're in the hotel so- leave or I'll kill you"
"Heh, wanna see you trying to"
is that an actual threat? What the fuck. Since when does Cheesy say threats???
He only says like- puns and stuff
Really bad puns, by the way
That's why I found them funny
"Sooo are you going to speak or am I free to go?"
"You're NOT free to go you idiotic piece of cheese, I'm going to get you out of here BECAUSE YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE???"
"Yeah yeah whatev-"
Then we both heard something from far away from us
"WATER!!! DR FIZZ!!! WATER!!! DR FIZZ!!! WATER!!!"
Someone was screaming from the top of their lungs something about water and uh.
"DR FIZZZZZ"
Oh yeah, Dr Fizz
"Welp good seeing you Trophy...but I've gotta go now! Have a winderful day!" He said  as he knee-slapped and then immediately left
"CHEESY NO-" I tried to stop him but when I stretched my arm to reach for him my arm started hurting like hell so I gave up
"Shit-" I said to myself as I watched him leave
Then the voice came back and louder
"THEY WANT WATER!!!"
"NO!!!THEY WANT DR.FIZZ"
Who the FUCK is shouting in the middle of the night?!??
I looked at the crowbar
....imma leave it there.
I went over to where the voice was coming from which for some reason was the kitchen
I entered and FIRST THING I HEAR IS MORE SHOUTING.
"WATEEEEERRRRR"
"DR FIZZZZZZ"
"what the fuck are you shouting about?!?!" I said as I entered the kitchen
Bomb and Soap were sitting down on some chairs with 2 empty cups on their hands each
Soap was looking visibly annoyed while Bomb was just looking at Yin-Yang that had a bottle of Water and a bottle of Dr.Fizz on their hands
"THEY WANT WATER!"
"THEY WANT DR.FIZZ!"
"WATER"
"DR.FIZZ"
"WATER!"
"DR-"
"G-G-G-G-Guys T-T-T-T-Trophy is at the d-d-d-d-door" said Bomb as he pointed at me
"Huh." They said as they looked at me
"Why are you screaming like that???" I said as I looked at them
"Soap was thirsty so she told Bomb but Bomb didn't know what to give her to drink since she has her mouth injured and so he woke us up and now Yang is trying to give her Dr.Fizz which would probably burn her mouth!
"IT.WOULD.REFRESH.HER.MOUTH"
"IT WOULD NOT! WATER IS WHAT SHE NEEDS!!!"
"SHUT UP IDIOT"
"C-C-C-C-Can you t-t-t-two chill out? We c-c-c-can j-j-j-j-j-just a-a-ask her and she c-c-c-c-c-could just t-t-t-t-t-tell us w-w-w-w-what she w-w-w-wants!"
I looked over at Soap who sighed and stood up
"Huh. Where are you going?" I asked her
She then IGNORED ME and just left
"Well, she left! You did it Yang she left because of you!"
"SHE LEFT BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID FUCKING FACE"
"HE HAVE THE SAME FACE!"
They started shouting at each other so I just ignored them and went over to the fridge
"W-W-W-What are y-y-y-you gonna g-g-g-g-get?"
"I'm just getting some water, because I'm thirsty"
I grabbed a water bottle and left the kitchen without saying a word
I'm going back to my room. It's almost morning and my shift is already over so I'm going to go to sleep
I entered my room and layed on my bed
What a busy night. God.
I closed my eyes
Well luckily I can sleep now
I then fell asleep