"I love you"
"The fight is on"
"Stop reading x reader fanfics"
"Zoey, I swear to god if you make a wattpad account-"
"I'm so proud of you for knowing that off by heart"
"He's not even here yet he still ruined the vibe"
"It's totally ok for you to simp for Snatcher from A Hat in Time"
"Will I ask the teacher to play the Bully Busters?"
"I never learned how to read"
"Did somebody mention the Door to Darkness?"
"Let's together bath"
"Come come everybody just come"
"I ain't no Becky Home-Ecky"
"He looks like a Séan"
"Don't be so square, Andrew!"
"Yap-yap-yap-yap-yap"
"Fuck Kevin Durant"
"Don't drop plates guys. That's the moral of the story"
"And I was eating bread"
"Pit lowkey looking like a snack though"
[sings and points to me]
"And if we get in trouble it's your fault"
"You're her favourite child and you aren't even in the family"
"If I can get a guy to get a psychiatrist, you can pass your irish exam"
"Paddington"
"Because I'm taller"
"Ok, that gets boring after a while"
"I'm gonna need you to stop"
"Hannah, stop asking me about oxygen. Just breathe"
"I was held captive. Do you want butter?"
"Do you want some butter?"
"Do you guys think that hot gay people should be called 'fruit snacks'?"
"Stop appearing in my nightmares"
"It's actually gotten to the point where I'm terrified to see you in the morning"
"Just let it decompose"
"Zoey! Stop flirting with me"
[winks]
"WHY DID YOU TURN MY SISTER VEGAN?!"
[in a fairly loud anime girl voice in the middle of Supermac's on a Saturday afternoon]
"I need my chicken nuggies!"
"Don't ruin this for me like you did
Dr Phil"
"The Teenie Boppers"
"I need to say some iconic shite"
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