"Zoey is the soundest of them all"
"Are you jewish?"
"Auschwitz has google reviews"
"Ms, do you only date lads that are 6 foot 4 and above?"
"Shut up banjaxed wrist"
"My name's Callum, and my dad is bald"
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"Zoey is the soundest of them all"
"Are you jewish?"
"Auschwitz has google reviews"
"Ms, do you only date lads that are 6 foot 4 and above?"
"Shut up banjaxed wrist"
"My name's Callum, and my dad is bald"