"Is he your boyfriend? Are you trying to get him to be your boyfriend?"
"Miss, how am I meant to know what I'm looking for in a fella?"
"I'm short, but I can't be wearing high heels"
"Yeah, stop tickling the wall"
"I think I just broke my elbow"
"Gay meat"
"There's just a raw chicken! It looks liked uncooked chicken goujons. Why is it here?"
"Romeo thinks she's fit"
"Who said my chain's from Bargains Galore?!"
"That Camille one though, she's a different gravy"
[lads idek what he said 💀]
"Why are ye all quiet?"
"He is a wanker. He gave me like 40 records"
"Sir, I'm gonna cry myself to sleep"
"How the fuck do you remember that?"
[he is referring to we told our English teacher one of his quotes... you see it's kind of a funny story, Joshua...]
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