maths teacher:
"Callum, you are not permitted to die in my classroom, do you understand?"
"Lovely questions"
"Chewy questions"
"SHUT UP ELLIOTT"
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, ✨me✨"
"Roberto, turn off the light. It's ruining the vibe"
"Thermal vests, lads, thermal vests"
"I'm going to need you all to. Please. Remain. Calm"
"Adonis, you are a lot more concerned about you not having your scarf than you were about the CBA last week"
".... where's Elliott?"
"Oh these are cool questions. Are they difficult? .....Eh, anyways-"
"WINDOWS JOE WINDOWS"
"Ireland, yeah"
english teacher:
"Hey sis! Happy fry-day"
"Oh but I'm just a piece of shit"
"It's been so long. Hi, I'm Mr (not said for legal reasons 😃)
"The themes are on Teams"
"So Romeo is still depressed"
"Romeo is just moping around the place like 'oH My GoD, i'M iN lOvE' "
"Y'know, whether you're a man of science like Harrison, a hopeless romantic like Evan or believe in astrology like Tadgh, we all have a definition of romance in our heads"
"There's the Rhode Boys. Look at them. Coming along to kill Romeo"
"Put that into Rhode language"
"We're gonna put that on a t-shirt, make some merch- yeah Evan if you say anything decent we might put that on a t-shirt too"
[does a little dancy dance]
"I love when ye chat, but just shut up"
"What do you mean a Mr (English teacher) quote?"
[to one of the Seáns]
"I was talking to your mother last night"
"I'm looking forward to meeting all of your mothers"
"How did we go from talking about getting stronger to Kanye?"
2nd year history teacher:
(i miss him so much it's not even funny)
[points to a picture of Genghis Khan on the board]
"If you want to know what sex appeal looks like, there you go"
"You guys are a lot more innocent than I thought"
"I just like scaring Lucy in at least one class"
"What is wrong with you?"
"Colin, is this really what you're doing right now?"
"I let you flip the bottle for the first 15 minutes of class and didn't say anything"
"I'm telling the front row this because I trust you guys- well minus Tadgh"
"Sorry, sir. Can I just yell at these guys for a minute"
[in a very good French accent]
"Liberty! Equality! Fraternity!"
"I'm very happy you guys chose the American Revolution, otherwise I'd have to teach the French Revolution in a French accent"
"If Harrison really was here to recolonise the world, he would have to be an immortal deity"
"OmG! KiM's DaTiNg PeTe DaViSoN nOw"
"Classy"
"Did you have a bad run-in with the lawnmower?"
2nd year sphe teacher:
"I'm wearing heels. If I take them off, I go down"
"It's not about what you look for in a fella"
irish teacher:
"Deadly"
"You have one line- one word even! Put your heart and soul into your one 'Ó' "
"Like I'll think I'm just talking to the tuismitheoirí, meanwhile the daltai are under the table or something"
"Is anybody going to reccomend TV programmes for over the Easter holidays?"
"If you actually did the work, no one's going to make fun of you"
the fun religion teacher:
"Yeah! Homies!"
[does the homie thing idk]
"Oh God. Oh God"
"Just keep in mind it was golden. A beautiful statement that couldn't be messed up. Gorgeous it was- I'm not stalling, I'm just saying how perfect it was and how nothing could go wrong. But it went very wrong"
"I'll bring you up to the front of the class so I can keep an eye on you"
"Who here has had a negative experience with Joshua? And how does that make you feel?"
[makes Joshua stand at the top of the class and apologise to us all while forgetting our class name]
"Welcome back to another episode of 'Fact or Cap' and this is indeed the facts"
"Elliott, would you like to relax?"
"The only reason I'm going is because there's a place called Phuket"
"No, because this is my last class sucker!"
"I had 1st Years, and ruined their childhoods. I told them what Finding Nemo is really about"
junior cert science teacher:
"Yeah😃. No😐"
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