"It's arson time, baby"
"Never say that again"
"Come on Stacy"
"Milfs"
"My adhd could not handle that"
"That's homophobic"
"Your mom is beautiful"
"Hi I'm a disappointment, and you're watching Disney Channel"
"What is pamplemousse?"
"Stop spreading your fanfiction agenda"
"Stacy"
"And you tell me you're not gay?"
"Why are you caressing it?"
"Why are you touching it?"
"Gregory. I'm a material gworl"
"I am coming to your house and we are going to watch
Barbie: A Fashion Fairytale"
"She was singing.... in a church"
"Gregory, come on. Tie your shoelaces, we're leaving. What do you mean you don't have shoelaces? Are you telling me you have- velcro straps?"
"Who wants a juice box?"
"EAT"
"Memes for days"
"Oh look, a dandelion"
[inhales dandelion]
[has a folder full of pictures of Callum, i promise you they're not weird, they've got their reasons]
"I thought you said Hitler had a Tesco and I was like what?"
"I am racist"
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