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here's a bunch of ✨inspirational✨ quotes me, my friends and a bunch of other people have said Highest Rankings: #1 in inspirationalquotes

evan

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by zoeywitha_y

by zoeywitha_y

"My name is Evan and I like beef"

"Honestly, how rude of Joe. Interrupting their presentation. Unbelievable"

"I wasn't playing the piano! It was Stephen! Or Elliot! I dunno which though but it was one of them!"

"Swear on your ma's life"
[now repeat like 20 times]

"It's not fucking Terry"

"Your ma's dead, actually"