"You saying a knife isn't a sword is like you saying a tiger isn't a cat"
"HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW YOUR BACK WAS TURNED"
"How is a butter knife a sword?"
"It was Zoey"
"I did not mean to hit you in the back of the head with my copy"
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