Jin Zixuan smiled at Wei Wuxian.
"What do you want as a gift?
Wei Wuxian looked at him with judgement in his eyes.
"The fuck? The fuck are you? Santa?"
Jin Zixuan shrugged.
"I'm your personal Santa, Hoehoehoe bitch. Come sit on my lap and make a wish."
":)"
Santa decided to visit his grave- The Wens ^^.
The main characters obviously are celebrating Christmas in Qishan cause... Why the fuck not? And now they are playing Secret Santa.
The Clowns here incase y'all forgot:
Wen Ruohan
Wei Wuxian
Wen Xu
Wen Chao
Wen Zhuilu
Wen Qing
Wen Ning
Wen YiLein
Wen EnRiou
Yin TuWan
Wen Ran
Wen Fan
Wen Tan
Xue Yang
Nie Bingwen
Nie Mingjue
Nie Huaisang
Jin Hana
Jin Zixuan
Luo Qingyang
Lan Xichen
LET'S GET STARTED!!
Wen Ruohan got... Lan Xichen!
Wen Ruohan: Lan Boy, here you go.
Lan Xichen chuckled nervously before taking the box. As he opened the box, his face immediately turned bright red, passing out in embarrassment.
Wei Wuxian: Niáng what did you give him?
Wen Ruohan: Huh? Oh! I gave him lubricant and some porn!
Wei Wuxian: Niáng!
Next!
Lan Xichen got... Wen Xu!
Lan Xichen: I hope you like it.
Wen Xu: Well it would be an honor to receive a gift from you, Xichen.
Wen Xu opened the box, receiving very fine Emperor's Smile! And additional alcohol that was colored brown.
Wen Xu: Uhm, what's this?
Lan Xichen smiled.
Lan Xichen: It's given by ***. They said it's called whiskey, a type of alcohol.
Wen Xu started to tear up as he choked up a sob.
Wen Xu: Thank you... I needed this...
Lan Xichen: E-Eh! Please don't cry!
Next!
Wen Xu got... Nie Bingwen!
Wen Xu: It's not the best but I hope you like it Uncle.
Nie Bingwen: Oh what could it be?!
Wen Xu gave him a box, as Nie Bingwen opened the box, his smile widened so much his eyes shined.
Nie Bingwen: AWWE! A RUBBER DUCKY!
Wen Xu: Do you like it, Uncle?
Nie Bingwen: Rubber Ducky! You're the one! Rubber ducky-
Next!
Nie Bingwen got... Wen YiLein.
Nie Bingwen: Yoh! Been awhile, Lein.
Wen YiLein: You're still an airhead, Bingwen.
Nie Bingwen gave her a box, as she opened it... She immediately landed a punch to Nie Bingwens' face.
YOU ARE READING
What if W(h)en
FanfictionClosed What if... Wen Ruohan received news that his bestfriend Cangse Sanren had died and infront of him right now was her son. A thin and dying boy who was being carried by his eldest son. Deciding whether... No fuck it, I'm keeping him. 3am Krazy...
