A stress relieve post cause I got a month off of teaching but I still need to learn so yes, we're here. It's currently 1 am and I still have tests tomorrow so enjoy!
A ten year old Wei Wuxian was waiting with Wen Ruohan for his sword to be forged. Wen Ruohan was picking at his nose.
"Imagine having sex with a magician and he nuts in you-"
Wei Wuxian choked.
"Mother?!"
"Then you start panicking and he laughs. He says joke bitch, check your ear."
Wei Wuxian let out an uncomfortable shiver. It was scary cause Wen Ruohan said that with a straight face.
"Do you ever think before you speak, Mother?"
"I don't know, do you?"
"No."
Wei Wuxian stretched his arms.
"So what are you naming your blade, Ying-ah?"
"I don't know."
"No, that's your mothers'. Have some originality Ying-ah."
"Huh?"
"Huh sounds too normal."
Wei Wuxian snorted as he clutched his stomach in a laugh.
"Whatever name is fine."
"You'll name your sword Whatever? Very creative! I love it!"
"What did you name your sword, Mother?"
"You tell me."
Wei Wuxian jus crouched down clutching his stomach.
"M-Mother... I can't- Can't breath!"
"Alright, alright."
Wen Ruohan chuckled before picking up Wei Wuxian and hugging him tight.
"Yah, you're growing up."
"Of course I am."
"You know, you really got Changzes' traits. You're just ten but look at your height."
"Well I guess I'm lucky."
"So final decision?"
"Yeah, name it Suibian."
"Suibian it is!"
"Uncle Ruohan, the blade has been forged."
"Good! Name it Suibian!"
"Excuse me?"
"Ying-ah said Suibian, then name it Suibian."
"But-"
"Got a problem?"
"N-No, we'll name it right away!"
The blacksmith quickly went back to his stall and started carving the characters Suibian on the scabbard.
"I wanna fight the bad guys now! Guang-Jun has been taking on that responsibility."
"I'm still surprised by the fact that that fat cat can fight."
"He's not fat! We've been going through that for like 4 years now!"
"Yeah yeah, Chonky."
"Chonky."
The blacksmith came forward and gave the finished sword.
"It is finished."
"So yeah, there's no more sword right ceremony here. I'm too lazy. Ying-ah can kick ass now!"
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