Chapter Five Untidles [ I don't even know what that word is supposed to be ]
UR OLL JUST SAINTS y cant u just except jEsuss it wold mae ur life so much mor engoyable u would never haf to worr/ again [ Yep, because that makes sense. ]
StarPaw sad "I..i....." she was so foncusded! Thes to cats hard asked her to b there mates an wht was she supops to do? They we beoth handsome and althing, but bot had matss! [ And you just notice this now? Why not point this out to them earlier? ]
Nhd she luvved them both! FirstAr wus so kind and he oviusly likked her allot. GayStirpe was so funny and col.
"!" [ Yep, she said "exclamation point" because she is just that "boss" and has "swag"... I have no idea what I am saying... ]
said StarPaw ass she ruan in to the forest. It wus to muck# [ Yes, too many hashtags! ] she culdnt choss!
She run and ran and run til ur paws her hurtinged. Hen she rrellized she corsed the broader. Oih no she thugh Shadowclan will get me. "wut are you ding here?" sd BalkStar s he waked up.
"I'm sorry!" mewoed StarKit I didn't men too!' [ That's what all the trespassers say... ]
That's ok" sed blackStar. "no wons perfeck." [ Who are you and what have you done with Blackstar ]
"no that's not true." Said StarPaw, offed. "StarClan is.""Waht do you mena?" wemed BlackStar.
"well the give us all this halpand stuff" said Starpaw. "without them we wold be lust." She said.
"I gess that's ter " balkcStar said, "besid I didn't relly mean that neway.
"o really why?" said starpaw. "becus yo are." [ You just said nobody is perfect. ESPECIALLY not Starpaw. ]
'WHAT' YOWLED sTarpaw jumping away BlackkStarTried to nugle her. "WHAT ARE O TRIG TO DO MOLE STRAEP ME?1?" [ *facepalm* Yes... he's trying to 'mole straep' you ]
"e-" BlakStar started too expaln, but, StarPw wass to quick
"no" she Sid "I don't doned another tom after me!" "I got enog porbelms arigt now anywy! [ Oh god. You are freaking 7 moons old. And most likely delusional ]
"but yor pahfect." Said Blackstar. "you betted me in badle you HAVE TO BE " [ Yep, you heard him right, in the midst of battle, they bet on who would win ]
"NO!" shitted SarPaw Again [ I am so badly trying not to burst out laughing at that spelling error ] runnin into the forst. Ters ralled down her checks she was cyring. 'its too much" sahe though. "Starcalnb help me....!" [ Oh no... poor Starpaw. *note the sarcasm*
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Oh god, author of Starkit's Prophecy. What were you thinking.
Spelling/Grammar Errors: Too many to count.
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