StarGleat ran bakc ro the thundercaln camp and she skided into the mediccne tats den.
"JAYFEATHRE SHE ELLED I THINK IM PREGNAT!1!1!"1!" [ oh this is just absolutely fantastic ]
"What makes yo say that" said JayFeather he came out of the medicine cats den.
" FELT MY KITS" SAID STARCLEM. [ oh yes because that makes sense ]
"Ok lie down her" and so StarGkem ded and JayFetahr felt her stomah. "OH" she yelled as he pocked a kit. [ much correct, very medicine cat ]
"Those are diftently kits" he said "They look like theyr gong to be comign in a few dyas/" [ they're coming in a few days aND THEY COULDN'T TELL JUST BY LOOKING AT HER? ]
"OMG A FEW DAYS SAID STARGLEMA HOW DID SHE NOT NKNOW THIS,. SHE SAID. [ that's exactly what I'm saying ]
"If I can aks whose the father" said JayFetaer. [ that's what we're all wondering, you know, since you've been with many many guys ]
"Ummm" said StarGleam shitting her paws [ alrighty then ]
"how do I say this. It was...JazzSong." [ thaTS NOT EVEN SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE ]
"WHAT" Jazzong said coming up to her. "HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK I;M A GIRL" [ THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING ]
I knwo said StarGlaema but "I LOVE YOU." [ pretty sure that's not how it works ]
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!1!1111!111!11!1!1!1" said JazzStar. [ I really need to start a counter on how many times the chapter ends with her screeching. I mean c'mon is it really necessary ]
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