it's a real short one this time. makes it easier for me! I think the next chapter is a bit longer though.
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NO NOT HAWKFROST THOUGTH STARLGEAM. SHE DIDNT KNO WWHY BUT SHE DIDT WAT HIM TO BE HER MEMTOR. [ oh, I don't know, maybe because hE IS EVIL. AND DEAD. ]
"hi GleamKit" said HawkFrots walking over to here. He wraped his tail aroond her sholders. "want to tran with me tommorwo?" [ why are you asking her. YOU ARE HER MENTOR. ]
"Okay," said Starkpaw. [ so now we have starkpaw, gleamkit, starkit, starkite, what's next. ]
She went to AsgKit. "Hi she said." "Hi." He said. "Hi." She rippled. "do you want to fo huntibg with me desu ka?" [ what. is that some anime thing I don't understand. ]
he said. "Ok" sie said.
I walked outof the forest wtih AshFir. WE wente into the froste to hunt. He keept loocking at StarGleam. [ here we go again. what does this make, like five cats? firestar, graystripe, blackstar, hawkfrost, and now ashfur. fantastic. ]
She wandered y. Then he said: "StarPaw... I was wanted know..... if you... owuld be my Mat?"""""? he said. [ please no, you are literally apprentices. ]
"ONGOSH YESSSASSSSS SAID STARPaw [ desperate much. ]
cause she didn"t nemember ho he was. Fi shed remembered she wound have said YES. And then... from the buddhes.... [ from the buddha. ]
CAME hackforst. [ PLEASE GO AWAY. YOU WILL MAKE THIS WORSE. ]
"What are you inncolent fools doing?" said HawkFrost. [ same. ]
"Shes my mate now." Said AshPaw. "NO WAY?" said HaekFrost. "I want her to b my matt!" [ PLEASE DON'T. SHE IS LIKE A TENTH OF YOUR AGE. AND 6 MOONS OLD. THAT IS VERY MUCH DISTURBING. ]
Ands then the FOUTH! There was lost of blod. Stargleam cryed! It weas so scaray! [ oh my god you literally had a cat attack you and this scared you. ]
"sto" [ no, let them die. It's their only escape from you. ]
she said but even she coldnt make them lestin. [ I wonder why. ]
And thenm suddenly.... THEY WEREK ISSING! [ WHAT. PLOT TWIST. ]
"NOOO WHAT ARE YOUS DOING?" SAID GLEAMSTARKIT. [ they became smart and realized you are moronic. ]
THEY WERE BING GAY! [ oh no, poor starkit. now she has zero mates. ]
And she ran in the forest!1!2! [ please do not return ]
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I feel like I made a lot of sarcastic comments in this one.
hey, technically I posted on Tuesday again. I've almost made myself a schedule. was it 6pm when it was posted, yes, but that's besides the point.
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