Chapter Fortene The Ten Commdaments [ The 10 condiments. Because logic ]
Stargalme come down in2 thunderclaln camp. It was dark. Their were no cats otusdie. "SLL CATS GATER" she sadi. They cats gatehred. [ Oh my gosh, ThunderClan, go away, Stargleam is a delusional cat who is just showing you three random rocks she found in the forest, that and she's yelling at you about an alligator. ]
"I have Tebn Conmondants frum Starclam/" she said. [ When I read this, I just imagine a cat with eyes going in opposite directions, holding up a random rock and yelling out, 'I have teh ten condiments from the StarClam!', and all the cats look at her like she belongs in the insane asylum. ]
The cats gapsed. The started to mummur. "be quite" starGleam sad. Tehy were quite.
"here she said pushing th3 roks foreword. "Loack at the them. Yu must fallow these commodents fur your hole lifes if you wnt to ge5t into Starcan." She said. They loked at the roxk. [ 'They looked at the roxk' YES! I'M IN THIS STORY... ALMOST. WHY AM I EXCITED ABOUT THIS ]
"1. thou shat not belive in other goIncesters [ Though shall not believe in other goincesters... What. ]
2. Dont make any picturs of anyhing and warhip them. If ou do ai will punsch you an ur grankits. [ Punch you and your Grandkits. Oh Stargleaaam. I have some pictures for you to worship! ]
4. don't say Starcclan in vane. [ Vane means 'a broad blade attached to a rotating axis or wheel that pushes or is pushed by wind or water and forms part of a machine or device such as a windmill, propeller, or turbine.' so don't say StarClan while your in a windmill or turbine, gotcha. ]
5. Work for 6 days and worshipe me on 1.
6. Repsect our mom and dad. [ hahaha, tell that to Tigerstar. ]
7. Dont kill otters unless in batl.e
8. don't br unfateful to our mat. [ Tell that to Firestar, who you just stole from Sandstorm ]
9/ Dotn steel things from he other cland.
10. Dnt lie aboot yiour nieborgh. [ My neighbor turned into a unicorn a flew away with a magical frog. ]
10. Don't be jelos og your neiborgh.
11. No BENG GAY!f [ Okay, *stands up and walks away* I'm done with this 'book' ]
The cat GAPSED. "Im sorry" said DaysPow. "ive ben a sinner. Ill do better next time!" Al the cats agred. StarPaw was happy! Teh were aon the write pat! If hey fallowed Sartclan thay woud neber go wong!
But suddenly she saw somesting! It was..... REdpaw and LakePaool KISSING
[ Stargleam. I've got this. *faces Redpaw and Lakepool* OMG I SHIP IT ]
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