Chatter NEIN Teh Evil Tigger and holY [ OH. MY GOSH. IT'S TIGGER FROM WINNIE THE POOH ]
I SAID NO FLAMES! YOUR JUST JELOS YOUR GOING 2 HEL LJESS IS OYUR SAVER [ No. -^- ]
"Ohno its HolyLeaf!" yelled FireStra he ranned away. SandStrom wnet aftre him. [ BYE BYE FIRESTAR. DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOUR WILLING TO BANISH STARGLEAM FROM THUNDERCLAN ]
StarGlaem locked up. HolyLeaf was stnding their and their was anodder chat with hr. [ I honestly don't know if she meant to say 'looked' up, or if she locked up, like she couldn't move ]
"OMIGOSH ITS TIGGERSTAR!" she hossed. "WHTA WIL WE DO!" [ I DON'T KNOW *says dramatically* ]
"we figt." saud Jayfeathre and he ran at HollyLeaf. StarGlema washed as HolyLefa locked at JayFather and kiled him with one shot. [ Yes, because that is so very realistic ]
"YOU KILDED MY FTHER! she yelled and she attcked HolyLeaf. HollyPaw gut out of the way and StarPaw attaked TiggerSar. [ DUN TOUCH MY TIGGER ]
"U killed TigerStra!" uelled FiresStar he locked happy. "You are speshil!" [ No. She is not, stop ignoring Sandstorm. She's the only SANE cat willing to put up with you ]
StarGleam was sooo happy, she didng notse as HollyLea grabbed Firestar and took him way. [ CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT!!!! NO YOU CAN'T BECAUSE STARGLEAM IS A HORRIBLE MATE ]
"OH NO" yelled StarKit. "WE HAVE TO SAVE HIM! [ No. No you gon't ]
a cilf hunger1!111! see im a god riter i no what thta id thx f4r the good revweiws JzzPaw && everon else WHOSE NIT A FALMER [ YOU ARE NOT A GOOD WRITER. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET IT INTO YOUR PECAN SHELL OF A BRAIN ]
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Anyway, peace out my Galaxies! Next chapter of the Burning Shadows should be out within an hour!
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