Okay, so I usually don't include the author's notes in the chapters, but honestly this one is just too much for me to leave out.
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okay guy I know its een a wile sinse my last chapta, but no I have somethin to say on th subgect! a few weks ago, jazzy intoduce me to something calld SLASH. [ oh dear ]
At firt I didnt liek it so much but then since I new it exited and since i puberty I finaly admtted to myslef that I was...A LESBIAN!1!1!1111 [ well, the irony here. ]
I men i didnt want to admit it first but ten i realizd that its not god to hide my felings. I men I now i usd to be a homophone [ hey, at least she's aware of this. ]
but evn thoh im not hapy about having to kno this i know its for the bet. I was awy for soooo log becuase i had to realse tat and aslo i was potsging on the OFICAL FORM. but everone their is a stanist!1!1111!1! so i letf. and btw i cnat bleive those stupid at dleteed my sotyr!111! :((((( there so mean i mean wat did i do to derseve this? [ hm, I have no clue. ]
But anywa here is the chapte. [ here we go again ]
Now that she remebred StarPaw ran ack to the camp with anew goll. She wanted to tll evyrbody who she RELLY WAS. [ everybody run. NOW. ]
Sh got bck ther and past RedPaw and lakePool on there way otu.
"Wher are you gong?" StarPaw questin.
"Were going to Stainclan" repelled RedPaw. [ THIS ISN'T FAIR. WHY ARE THEY ALLOWED TO ESCAPE ]
"But why?" sekd StarPaw. "Bein gay isnt a sin anymro!" [ I swear, Starpaw, you are more confusing than algebra ]
She whaled afte rhtem. [ Honestly, all I'm imagining after this is a purple whale flopping around on land after them ]
"it isn't said LakePaw but you said it was!"
"I kno" saed StarApw "But ive found out abut SLASH. [ there are so many things wrong with this sentence ]
Infact I've relaed that I LOVE JAZZPA.E." [ wow. just wow. ]
"omg relly?" esked RedFur cause she culdtny belief it. [ I honestly can't believe it either ]
"but were still gong to Stinclan, becase wer also ATHIET"." [ BUT YOU BELIEVE IN STARCLAN ]
"NO." StarPaw muttered. "you cant goo! Satinclan is not the place for you. [ Yeah, it's the place for you Starpaw ]
I shuld proly go and call hawkFrost and AshFit back beause they can be ga nwo! [ if I were them I wouldn't come back ]
Oh and FlamePelt can come back to. [ wait, let's just go back to where we last saw flamepelt. 'well watever Im going to g join SaitnClan cuase im evil now by' ]
"We;l go tel them" saidRedufr and she left with LakePaw. The StaRgleam wen back to tamp and wen she got thair she jumped o the HighLedRock.
"ATTENSION ALL CATA OF THUNDERCLAN [ please ignore this mentally insane kit ]
SHE YELeld I HAVE AN ANOUCNEMTN. [ I have one too! NOBODY CARES ]
The cats . "What is it StarSpaw theu asked
"I HAVE A CONFESSN" SHE YELLD "I...AM...STARSTAR!11!11!111111111!" [ Once again, the chapter ends with unnecessary exclamation points and ones. It's like a tradition now! ]
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Roxy Reads: Starkit's Prophecy
FanfictionDISCLAIMER ;; I DID NOT WRITE STARKIT'S PROPHECY. I DO NOT OWN STARKIT'S PROPHECY. THANK GOODNESS. ALL I OWN IS MY SARCASTIC COMMENTS If you haven't heard about Starkit's Prophecy, for one you are very, very lucky, and two, it is a very bad (I'm sor...
