Chapter 27: 'A NEW CALN?'

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StarKit ran and ran and run until she got back to the capm and then RedFur was ther waitng for her!11!

"OMIGOSN NO!" reploned StarPa "I CAN;T TALK TO YOU RITE NOW" [ DONT YELL AT YOUR MOTHER ]

and she un into the appenticed den. "I CANT LET MUSELF BE SEEN WITH A LESBIAN!1!1!1"            [ WELL REDFUR CANT LET HERSELF BE SEEN WITH A STARKIT ]

"Ad why not" aked RedPaw marcing ofer to StarGkem "I men weave ben rassing you for mons now!" [ YOU LITERALLY ADOPTED HER YESTERDAY ]

"I NO" fried StarGKit "But I just saw HawkForst and AshFuru...and they were... KISING!" She was repued as she said that she couldn;t stand the idaw of HAWKFROST KISTING A GUY!" [ ARE YOU JEALOUS STARKIT ]

"Well thats erfecty fine isnt it?" asked LakwPool coming into the den/ "I mean were gay and there snothing wrong with that!" [ FINALLY, SOMEONE SENSIBLE ]

"YES THEIR IS"! yelld Starpaw in angry and she RAN FROM THE DEN AND BACK OUT INTO THE FROST [ CAN YOU GET LOST THIS TIME PLEASE ]

BUT THEN SHE RAN INTO HAWKFORT AND ASHTKI AGAN!11111111!111!1111" [ WAIT I JUST REALIZED HOW DISTURBING THAT IT. HAWKFROST IS LIKE TEN TIMES THEIR AGE. ]

"YOU! CANT! BE! GAY!" [ THAT IS NOT THE PROBLEM HERE STARKIT ]

she told them (a/n I NEEDED EXTRA EMPHAS BECUSE I DONT KNOW HOW ELSE TO RITE IT!) but they DIDNT MOVES THEY JUST CONTINUED TO MACK OUR! [ please continue to ignore her. starkit has gone insane. ]

"WHY DONT YOU JUST LEAF" she asked quitely "I MEAN YOUR NOT EXCEPT IN THIS CALN OF MINE!111!" [ YOU. ARE. A. KIT. IT IS NOT YOUR CLAN. HUSH CHILD ]

"IT'S NOT YOUR CALN!" HAWKFORST YELLED ITS EVERYBODYS CALN" [ YEAH STARKIT IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU ]

"YEAH WELL YOUR GAY!11111!" SAID STARKIT. [ I think he was aware of that. ]

"FINE" said Hawkforst and he Left With AshFur! "WE'LL GO BE ROGUES." [ YES GO BE FREE FROM STARKIT ]

"GET OUT OF MY CALN" [ IT. ISNT. YOUR. CLAN. ]

So they lef. Then StarKit realized SHE HAD JUST BANISHED HER MENTO. [ Good job. You are absolutely brilliant.  ]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!1111111!11 [ Once again, the chapter ends with starkit screaming ]

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Well, I'd like to think that high school is going well, but honestly, it's awful getting up early. other than that, It's going decently.

Anyway, I might be starting up a group account for warrior cats. It seems there's a lot of support for this. All I need now is a name, and the time to create it. 

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