(♥) Black Butler X Reader (♥){OLD BOOK!!!!!}

{𝔹𝔹 𝕓𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕤} 𝕡.𝟛

P/1: Y/n Manor
Kaoru: "I'm going the fight the next person who insults Hikaru."

Hikaru: "I hate myself."

Kaoru: "Alright, square up."
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Juuzou: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Kaoru: "Cannibalism."

Juuzou: *confused chewing noises*
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Juvia: "When's the last time you slept?"

Shuu:"Uh... a few days ago, I think."

Juvia: "A few- how many?!"

Shuu: "Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers..."

Juvia: "What you need is sleep!"
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Juuzou: "Did you miss me while I was gone?"

Shuu: "You were gone?"
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P/2: Family
Y/n: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*

Kiji : "What did you do?!"

Y/n: "NOBODY DIED!"

Kiji : "WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!"
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Ruka: "I dare you-"

Alluka: "Neesan is not allowed to accept dares anymore."

Ruka: "Why not?"

Y/n: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety...as some would say."
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Kiji in a bad mood: "Y/n, fuck off."

Y/n: *Walk's away*

Kiji: "And by 'fuck off' I mean 'fuck off right back here and listen', you insufferable prick."
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Alluka: "Are you a cuddler?"

Shigeru: "I'm a machine of death and destruction."

Alluka:

Shigeru: "...Yeah, I'm a cuddler."

[Y/n]: *Walk's in* "W...What are you two, doing?"

Shigeru: "I am in the process off holding close Master Alluka, and Paula in arms as a way of showing love or affection towards them."

[Y/n]: "So a cuddle?"

Shigeru: "Yes!...would you like to join as well?"

[Y/n]: *Proceeds to join the cuddle group*
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Kiji: "Killua has no survival skills, their need to win has replaced them."

[Y/n]: "That can't be true!"

Kiji: "Watch this! Hey Killua, race you to the bottom of the stairs!"

Killua : *Throws themselves out a window*
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Alluka: "On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-"

Alluka and Killua, in unison: "Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!"

Kiji: "Our turn, Ruka! One, two, three- vanilla!"

Ruka, deadpan: "I've never had cake, what is cake."
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[Y/n]: "What's this?!"

Kiji, hugging [Y/n]: "Affection!"

[Y/n]: "Disgusting...Do it again."
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P/3: Shigeru x Paula
Elizabeth: "I told Paula her ears turn read when she lie's."