A/N: The fruit of my boredom and insomnia :D
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Takao: So, like.. I was pedaling the rickshaw as always because shin-chan always makes me. So I ask him, "why don't you pull this?!" And he was like, "life is short son," then he made some gangsta thing with his hands and he's like "Nanodayolo" he fucking said Nanodayolo. I fucking lost it there so i threw him at a pond, he'll know just how fast that one life can go if he pulls that shit again.
-Takao about the one time Midorima came back home soaked.
Izuki puns:
Izuki: what do you call a country with only one thigh?
Taiwan.
*seirin slam their heads against a wall
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Izuki: I feel a little claustrophobic around sakurai. There's just not mushroom.
*groaning in the background
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Izuki: what is seirin's favorite all time low song? Backseat seirinade.
*Riko throws piano at Izuki.
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Izuki: I don't know what you guys are going on about sakurai, I'm sure he's a fungi!
*sakurai crying in the background.
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Izuki: he told me to go make a sandwhich, but he got really mad when I came back with a puni-ni
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Akashi: *trips*
Izuki: MMM WHATCHA SEI!!
*akashi throws scissors at him
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Izuki: if you want to confess to Aomine all you have to say is, Dai-Suki
*groaning in the background.
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Izuki: so sodium and potassium went on a date. It was OK
*shut up.
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Izuki: I'm sure Yosen Murasakibara and Himuro.
*atsushi no curr and continues to eat snacks
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Izuki: Kagami may not be fond of dogs, but he sure likes Kurokodiles
(Me: wtf are you implying?)
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Izuki: Kagami threw a ball at Aomine, don't worry it's a softball but OW-mine still got hurt.
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Izuki: wait, I forgot my 3DMG!
-Izuki, when playing against Murasakibara
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Idk what this is.
It's 3AM
What am I doing with my life RN.
I need sleep. Help.
YOU ARE READING
т ѕ υ и ∂ є я є 「ѕнιитαяσυ мι∂σяιмα」
RandomTsundere- Cold on the outside but sweet inside
