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trust me there's no shinee in this chapter

Jaehyun - *gets stuck under the bed*

Taeyong - OMG- *tries to pull jaehyun*

Jaehyun - Hyungggg! I'm stuck!

Taeyong - Uh...

Mark - Twerk your way out! It works for me!

Jaehyun - Uh... *starts twerking*

Yuta - What happened- *sees jaehyun twerking under the bed* THAT'S IT! I'M GOING TO WAYV!

Johnny - No.

Yuta - WHY???

Johnny - You're Japanese, not Chinese. Now stop hating yourself.

Doyoung - Yeah Yuta! You're Korean!

Johnny - Doyoung he's Japanese.

Taeil - No wait! Taeyong is the leader!

Mark - Oh yeah!

Taeyong - Ahh! Ok I see! No, Yuta. You're not going to WayV.

Yuta - F*CK!

Haechan - Markie-hyung!

Mark - Hi baby icky! *carries haechan like a baby*

Haechan - Stop! I'm not a baby! Leave me alone!

Mark - But you're still a baby in my eyes... *kisses his forehead*

Jaehyun - Yuck.

Taeyong - Mark.

Mark - Yes?

Taeyong - Go to WayV.

Yuta - WHAT-

Mark - WHY- NO! I'M ALREADY IN NCT U, NCT 127, NCT DREAM AND F*CKING SUPERM!!!!! WHY AM I ALREADY IN 4 GROUPS? HUH, LEADER?

Taeyong - Don't scream at me.

Mark - *gets angry* LEADER!

Taeyong - I SAID- stop screaming.

Mark - I'll do what I want. LET ME LIVE FOR F*CK SAKE! *starts crying*

Taeyong - DON'T SWEAR!

Mark - F*CK YOU TAEYONG!

Taeyong - THAT'S IT! ONE MONTH OF NO ACTIVITIES AT ALL! NOW GO ON INSTAGRAM AND TELL YOUR FOLLOWERS YOU'RE GOING ON A HIATUS FOR A MONTH AND THEN GO TO YOUR ROOM!

Mark - FINE! *stomps up to his room*

Taeyong - Hehe... I love being a leader.

Jaehyun - Uh... still stuck...?

Taeyong - Oh yeah... *pulls jaehyun out*

Johnny - Ah! Let me help! *lifts up the bed to let jaehyun free*

Jaehyun - I'M FREE! YAY!

Taeyong - Thank you for helping my precious boyfriend! You can take Mark's place for a month.

Johnny - YAY!

Ten - Are we doing a show next week?

Lucas - Yeah! We rehearsed so hard!

Taeyong - You'll be doing it without Mark. He's in hiatus.

Ten - B-but Mark is the most popular of SuperM!

Lucas - Yeah!

Taeyong - He hurt his pinkie finger so he needs to rest for a month.

Lucas - WHY????

Taeyong - Tuff. But everyone likes Ten, right?

Ten - But hyung- nobody likes the foreign members!

Taeyong - It'll be fine. Let's just pray that Mark will have a quick (slow) recovery!

Lucas - *sighs* fine.

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