mark - *makes bread*
baby - *pops out of the dough*
mark - EW- *push it away*
baby - *sobs*
mark - what.
baby - *giggles*
mark - aww... i'm gonna call you baby bread!
baby - *reaches out for mark*
mark - aww...
taemin - hi.
mark - A-
baby - *flies to taemin*
taemin - gross.
jonghyun - OMG IT'S A SPERM AND EGG-
baby - eh! eh!
jonghyun - yes baby! egg!
baby - egg!
jonghyun - yay!
taemin - why do you teach so fast hyung-
jonghyun - i remember picking you up-
taemin - i was 9-
jonghyun - and a single digit! JUST LIKE A BABY-
taemin - i am in my 30s sir-
jonghyun - and you're still going on 13-
taemin - you mean 13 going on 30?
jonghyun - no.
taemin - i'm not a teenager hyung- i'm an adult-
jonghyun - i can see that.
taemin - well you can't-
jonghyun - but TAEMINNNNNNN-
taemin - LET ME BE A MANS-
jonghyun - no.
taemin - AAAAAAA-
irene - hii-
jonghyun - hi irene!
irene - oppa! you should continue our strawberries and cream operation!
jonghyun - coming! *goes to irene*
mark - can't this just be a normal day-
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sungchan - hi.
jonghyun - HOW THE HELL DID YOU COME BACJ TO LIFE?
sungchan - how can i see you...?
jonghyun - y-you... you're looking at a grim reaper doing its work-
sungchan - A- *jumps up*
jonghyun - great. that will be 10000 ₩ for wasting my time.
sungchan - i only have 5 ₩
jonghyun - you broke?
sungchan - no.
wendy - leave him alone! stop acting like a bully!
sungchan - *whines*
jonghyun - marmalade.
wendy - huh-
jonghyun - boob.
wendy - what is boobs?
jonghyun - chest... balls... vagina-
wendy - that's rude.
jonghyun - girl-
wendy - girl?
jisung - i wanna fart-
haechan - then fart-
jisung - *farts* i did...
haechan - nice.
sungchan - ARE WE JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND FART?
jonghyun - yes. *farts*
sungchan - y-YALL- *gets annoyed* I DON'T WANNA DO THIS SHIT-
shotaro - hello.
sungchan - AAAA-
shotaro - my name is shotaro, a japanese man.
yuta - racist.
shotaro - i am not racist, as we are both of japanese descent. however, i do not approve of your pee pee-
yuta - why?
shotaro - well um... as i saw in the changing rooms, you have a small chinchin.
yuta - why does that make me any less than you- we're literally asian men-
shotaro - my precious chinchin is 5cm bigger than yours-
yuta - SO? IT'S A SMALL DIFFERENCE!
shotaro - the only big difference that you can see is that girls will not be able to moan with your small chinchin, whereas my chinchin would make them moans for sure.
yuta - i hate you.
shotaro - well good luck, hyung.
yuta - bye.
shotaro - *leaves*
doyoung - *walks up to yuta* doyoung thinks yuta is insecure with his penis size.
yuta - *starts sobbing*
doyoung - *pats yuta* there there...
yuta - *looks up*
doyoung - doyoung says... i understand...
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