karina - taemin, i told you not to talk to ningning-
taemin - b-but-
karina - no buts, we're gonna beat your ass-
taemin - AHHHHHHHHHHHH-
jonghyun - 康日瓦。
taemin - HYUNG THAT'S RACIST!!!
jonghyun - 走开，奶酪屁股。
taemin - b-but hyung... i don't understand you-
jonghyun - 我也不明白你。你为什么在 10 岁时就让自己接受修饰？
ningning - but isn't that almost the whole of kpop?
chenle - 铃叮咚铃叮咚铃叮叮叮。
taemin - ok now you're being racist.
chenle - racist my ass, 韩国男孩。
taemin - *pulls out a gun* 아 시발! 닥치지 않으면 닥치겠어!
chenle - H-HOW DID YOU SNEAK THAT-
taemin - i got it from the military-
chenle - *gulps*
jonghyun - is it my penis, or is it my balls? *pulls down his pants* yay! it's my penis!
taemin - uh... hyung...? what are you doing?
jonghyun - playing penis or balls! wanna join?
taemin - um... never mind- *leaves*
minho - *looks at taemin* OI! I'M TRYING TO WAX MY BUTTHOLE!!!
taemin - ew. *leaves*
ningning - i am a woman.
chenle - hi woman!
ningning - hi chenle!
chenle - *faints*
ningning - um..?
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taemin - what just happened?
jonghyun - everything happened, taemin.
onew - *screams* AAAAAAAAAAAA I ACCIDENTALLY SHOVED A CHICKEN UP MY BUTT- *cries*
key - OH NOOOOOOOOOOO- MY PRODUCTS CAME RUINED- *cries*
minho - NOOOOOOOO- ARSENAL SHOULD'VE WON THE PREMIER LEAGUE- *cries*
taemin - um-
karina - this is why i hate japanese people hmph-
giselle - well you ain't any better! *screams*
japanese people - *screams at karina*
chenle - i'm chinese.
hendery - 寻求的人，就是寻求的人。
winwin - what does that mean-
xiaojun - i... don't know...
ten - คนที่พูดเรื่องไร้สาระก็คือคนที่พูดเรื่องไร้สาระ
jonghyun - i don't know what you said, but REAL-
ten - thank you jonghyun-hyung.
taemin - noona neomu yeppeo-
key - STOP- YOU'RE GIVING ME A LIFE CRISIS- *screams*
taemin - no, i hate you.
key - HUH-
taemin - NOONA NEOMU YEPPEO-
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