key - hello fellow mendies and gentlewomen.
everyone - *exists*
key - i have an announcement to make... i am gay.
everyone - *cheers*
key - NO WAIT-
jonghyun - CONGRATULATIONS KIBUM FOR FINDING OUT YOUR TRUE SELF-
key - no i was saying-
taemin - i'm not surprised.
changmin - that's a real courage! good job!
yunho - but i'm still not interested.
seohyun - omg congrats kiki!
hyoyeon - we are so proud of you!
sunny - we love you no matter what!
mark - hey! i'm bisexual too!
everyone - *congratulates key for coming out*
key - u-uh-
everyone - *turns into a giant flip phone*
key - W-W-WHAAAA?
everyone - *walks away*
key - WAIT NO- NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
—
key - *wakes up*
onew - look key! this is your new baby brother taemin!
jonghyun - do you wanna say hi to him?
taemin - *looks at key*
key - ew.
minho - baby brother! *hugs taemin*
taemin - *looks at minho*
key - ew- why does he look like a worm?
jonghyun - we just wrapped him up into a comfy blanket!
onew - it will keep him warm and snug!
taemin - *starts moving, cries*
jonghyun - awh noooooo my sweet baby! *carries taemin*
onew - maybe he's hungry?
jonghyun - i just fed him! *smells his diaper* he's also clean too!
minho - maybe he wants to play!
key - ugh you play with him imma go upstairs. *leaves*
minho - hai baby taemin!
taemin - *looks at minho*
minho - dibidibidis my name is minho!
taemin - *giggles*
jonghyun - aww cute! he's happy!
onew - *takes a picture*
minho - dibidibidis my name is minho!
taemin - *giggles even more, claps* diba diba diba-
minho - oh yay! you're getting closer! it's dibidibidis!
taemin - dibodiboda!
minho - dibidibidis!
taemin - *pauses* dibidibidis!
minho - yay! *cheers*
taemin - *giggles, claps*
jonghyun - aww, you're a great teacher! he's going to be talking in no time!
minho - i hope he'll stay this cute forever!
taemin - *babbles* dibi dibi dibi dibi! *giggles*
—
taemin - what the fuck.
minho - you're my favourite brother!
taemin - brother? but i have a mom, and a dad, and siblings!
minho - sorry, i've meant to say "family."
taemin - H-HUH?
minho - this was a joke.
taemin - HUH?
key - what.
taemin - you are a monkey.
key - no, onew is a monkey.
onew - racist.
jonghyun - i'm here. i'm slaying-
key - you're laying.
jonghyun - i will kick you with my pinky toe.
key - not if i kick you first- *kicks jonghyun*
jonghyun - *picks up key from the foot and throws him across the room*
key - *splat*
jonghyun - lol. *dances*
onew - boys, why are you fighting?
taemin - kiki-hyung was being racist!
onew - key, what did i tell you about colourist remarks?
key - b-but-
onew - no buts. jonghyun would be so angry at you.
jonghyun - i am angry at key.
onew - see?
jonghyun - he was ghostphobic.
key - how am i being ghostphobic??
jonghyun - see? this is what bigots do. they just do the phobic, and then gaslight into thinking they did nothing wrong.
key - HOW???
jonghyun - i don't want to hear it bucko.
key - GRRRRRRR-
onew - STOP IT THIS INSTANT!!
everyone - *silent*
onew - good. *walks away*
jonghyun - HUH? SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA WALK AWAY LIKE THE REST OF EM???
taemin - leave him. we don't need that man.
jonghyun - where would i be without you, taemin... *makes out with taemin*
key - what the fuck.
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