cw // jonghyun gets hurt, also a bit of noncon
jonghyun - *falls*
taemin - HYUNG NOOOOOOOOOOO-
key - *laughs*
onew - *eats chicken*
minho - *snatches the chicken off onew and throws it at jonghyun*
key - hahaha! you're a loser!
jonghyun - *cries whilst runs away*
minho - why does he run in tiptoes?
taemin - you wouldn't understand and wouldn't care less.
key - he's still weird.
jonghyun - *screams for help*
taemin - I'M COMING FOR YOU HYUNG! *runs to jonghyun*
onew - *eats jonghyun's wing* wingssssssss-
taemin - HYUNG! SPIT HIS WINGS OUT!
onew - *opens his mouth slowly* i-i can't get it out-
taemin - *groans, pulls it out*
onew - *chokes*
jonghyun - OW! OW! OWWWWWW!
taemin - there.
onew - wings... *opens his mouth*
taemin - NO! *slaps onew*
onew - hey how dare you slap your maknae-
taemin - no you're older.
onew - oh- well how could you slap your oppa weird looking girl-
taemin - i'm a boy.
onew - no you're taeyeon from girls generation.
taemin - no...?
onew - yes. now stop being misogynistic.
taemin - hyung, i have a penis.
onew - you're transgender?
taemin - no- *face palms* i'm just a dude with long hair.
onew - ah so you're a trans man?
taemin - WHA-
jonghyun - why do i have a vagina on my butt?
taemin - hyung, please shut the fuck up.
key - i will insert myself in your keyhole.
jonghyun - but i'm not a locket- *puppy eyes*
key - *sighs* fair enough. *leaves*
minho - i am the jungkook before jungkook existed.
taemin - baby... you're just the jungkook in bed- *puppy eyes*
minho - ew, i didn't mean it like that.
taemin - no i don't mean to-
jonghyun - TAEMIN! WHY AM I PISSING LIKE A GIRL?
taemin - tf?
onew - jonghyun, taeyeon is the true girl here!
taemin - i'm not a girl, hyung. also my name is not taeyeon-
onew - do you have boobs?
taemin - no- JONGHYUN DOES!
jonghyun - NO!
taemin - go and eat your chicken breast!
onew - *goes to taemin*
taemin - NO NOT ME!
onew - oh-
taemin - JONGHYUN!
onew - oh- *goes to jonghyun*
jonghyun - *runs away butt naked* GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK!
taemin - *giggles*
key - what is he doing to jonghyun-
jonghyun - a-ahhhhh~ s-stop~! p-p-please~!
onew - i'm adding milk into you!
jonghyun - n-no milk~!
onew - oh? *sucks his nipples*
jonghyun - *cries* m-m-make it s-stopppp~!
minho - should we help him?
taemin - nah!
key - *films jonghyun*
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