A/N: There are two different Y/N in this story. There is a male Y/N that minds his own business, and a crazy female Y/N that just won't leave Johnny alone- WILL SOMEBODY HELP JOHNNY ALREADY?
Johnny - Help...
Doctor - So what seems to be the problem?
Johnny - So I was minding my own business when a dumbo ran towards me, bumping my head against the wall next to me and for some reason my hands are stuck in her pants... God I hope she's not underaged...
Y/N - What-
Doctor - Uh... can't you get your hand out?
Johnny - No. it's stuck. *tries to get hand out but fails*
Doctor - That's weird...
Y/N - Why did you put your hand inside my pants?
Johnny - YOU TRIED TO STEAL MY PHONE YOU BITCH!
Doctor - Calm down you two.
Johnny - CALM DOWN? I HAVE TO GO BACK TO MY GROUP BUT BECAUSE OF THIS STUPID FAN, I CAN'T LEAVE!
Y/N - Well... I guess you should spoil the comeback.
Johnny - No... NO!
Doctor - Why don't you try and remove your pants?
Y/N - HELL NO. WHY SHOULD I REMOVE MY PANTS IN FRONT OF- *smiles*
Johnny - Why are you smiling?
Y/N - We get to... *smirks*
Johnny - *tries to yank his hand out, but fails* DID YOU PUT SUPERGLUE ON YOUR UNDERWEAR OR SOMETHING?
Y/N - No...
Doctor - Alright, let's remove your pants and see if that helps.
Y/N - Ok. Johnny, you can look- *removes shorts and panties*
Johnny - *looks away* NO I'M NOT- *tries to remove his hand* Still not working.
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Jaehyun - So how did this happen?
Johnny - THIS STUPID GIRL TRIED TO STEAL MY PHONE BY PUTTING IT INSIDE HER PANTS!
Y/N - Hi guys!
Johnny - WE'RE CHANGING THE COMEBACK! LET'S ALL WEAR PINK DRESSES AND BE FEMBOYS!
Mark - WHAT-
Jungwoo - YOU CAN'T JUST-
Doyoung - NO!
Yuta - Can I make out with Ten-
Johnny - NO! ABSOLUTELY NO!
Haechan - Johnny can I leave the Dream unit?
Johnny - Do I look like the leader of NCT 127?
Taeyong - Ask the leader.
Mark - No.
Haechan - Ugh. I hate this group so much.
Mark - Then why did you audition here?
Haechan - Ok fine. Give me a dick to suck.
Mark - *gives haechan a lollipop*
Haechan - Mmm lollipop.
Doyoung - Johnny, go and wear a skirt.
Johnny - I can't- wait a minute... *drags y/n to the bathroom, washes the hand with soap and water*
Y/N - *slips out and drops to the water* OMG I'M FREE!
Johnny - YES! I'M FREE! *sniffs his hand* and ew I stink. Alright nctizen fun's over, now leave. *throws y/n out the window*
Y/N - I LOVE YOU JOHNNY!!!! *dies*
Johnny - Thank goodness that's over and done with-
*door knock*
Jaehyun - *opens the door*
Male Y/N - WHERE IS MY GIRLFRIEND?
Jaehyun - Who?
Male Y/N - MY GIRLFRIEND! A RANDOM GUY HAD HIS HAND INSIDE HER FUCKING PANTS-
Jaehyun - Ohhh. I think Johnny has seen her?
Johnny - Yes?
Male Y/N - WHERE IS MY GIRLFRIEND?
Jaehyun - I threw her out the window. She was stuck to my hand like a chewing gum.
Male Y/N - Alright thanks. *leaves*
Jaehyun - Well that was interesting.
Johnny - Yep.
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