totally a nct story and not a shinee story-
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mark - alright guys! i have to go to a group meeting!
chenle - bye!
haechan - see you later!
jeno - bye hyung!
jisung - can you bring back some sweets?
mark - sure!
jisung - yay!
renjun - can i have some too?
jaemin - me too!
mark - sweets for everyone!
everyone - yay!
mark - bye guys!
everyone - bye!
mark - *leaves*
jeno - ok, who took my lollipop?
renjun - chenle did-
chenle - i-
jeno - chenwe-
chenle - it's cHoN LaH! cHoN LaH! it's so easy!
haechan - because you're chinese.
renjun - hey. let's not be racist here.
haechan - WHAT-
jaemin - let's not call everyone chinese.
haechan - CHENLE IS LITERALLY CHINESE WHAT-
jeno - we shouldn't assume that every asian person is chinese, it's rude.
haechan - i- SO WHAT AM I? japanese?
renjun - we shouldn't assume. we are asian.
haechan - uh-
jaemin - asian. we are asian.
jisung - we all have small pps?
renjun - jisung, we don't discriminate asian's bodies.
chenle - also, that's stereotyping.
jeno - i am an asian with a big pp so i feel underrepresented.
renjun - what is your pp size?
jeno - 20cm.
haechan - wow-
jaemin - we don't say wow, that's discriminatory to those who are smaller than 20cm.
chenle - asian pp lives matter.
jisung - all pp lives matter.
jeno - no. we shouldn't say that.
renjun - white pp should be jailed.
jaemin - also, black pp lives does not matter since they don't get the same treatment done to them. in fact, they're the most praised pps.
chenle - asian pps get more mistreatment than black pps.
haechan - *sighs whilst playing along* but don't white pps force themselves into holes?
renjun - we don't talk about this here.
jisung - uh-
jaemin - WE DON'T TALK ABOUT WHITE PP-P-PS-
ningning - uh... ew.
chenle - *falls in love with ningning* i-i am a slave owner...
ningning - *looks at chenle* ew. *walks away*
chenle - i-
haechan - hi ningning!
ningning - hi haechan!
shotaro - ningning! i wanna cry-
ningning - what's wrong oppa?
shotaro - i'm so sorry for what my ancestor pps has done-
ningning - what the-
haechan and jisung - *sighs* ugh.
shotaro - *starts crying* now my pp is small and i can't grow it-
ningning - ok...?
random japanese people - *apologising to ningning*
ningning - u-uh- *runs away*
jisung - NOONA-
giselle - huh?
jonghyun - N-
haechan - *shoots jonghyun on the head* I SWEAR TO GOD! STOP APPEARING IN EVERY CHAPTER!
everyone - *complains*
kun - i swear to god, EVERY SINGLE TIME.
taemin - j-jong-
haechan - *shoots taemin on the head*
kun - STOP APPEARING!
key - *walks in*
kun - *points the gun at key*
key - NO WAIT! I'M FROM GIRLEE!
kun - what-
gwiboon - hi.
haechan - i-
chenle - where is his pp?
renjun - you must respect your pp, key.
jeno - you must be proud to have a pp.
kun - u-uh...
haechan - *takes the gun from kun and shoots key on the head*
jisung - ANY MORE SHINEE MEMBERS?
onew - *walks in*
haechan - *shoots onew on the head*
minho - HYUNG-
haechan - *shoots minho on the head* ok that's all of them.
giselle - u-uh- *gets scared*
jisung - dang...
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