for the sake of this chapter, please imagine shinee's ass floating around you.
shinee - *shows off their ass*
shawols - *screams*
onew - which ass is your favourite?
shawols - TAEMIN!
that one shawol - JONGHYU-
shawols - *beats up that one shawol*
key - *dances*
shawols - *screams loudly*
minho - my ass is so cold-
taemin - then warm it!
minho - can you do it for me?
taemin - yes!
minho - omg yay!
jonghyun - well guys, looks like it has been fun-
onew - oh no! we have to show our dicks!
shinee - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
key - MINORS, CLOSE YOUR EYES!
minor shawols - *closes their eyes*
shinee - *flashes the crowd*
shawols - *screams*
onew - who's bigger?
shawols - onew!
that one shawol - DUBULGE!
shawols - *looks at that shawol*
onew - w-what's a dubulge...?
shawols - *beats up that shawol*
jonghyun - can someone tell onew what a dubulge is?
everyone - *looks around*
jonghyun - shawol at the front! what is a dubulge? *gives the mic to the shawol*
shawol - o-onew's... c-c-cock...?
onew - COCK? you guys named my cock?
jonghyun - that's a beautiful name. dubulge.
taemin - i prefer daddy balls.
jonghyun - TAEMIN NO-
shawols - DADDY BALLS! DADDY BALLS! DADDY BALLS!
jonghyun - see what you did?
key - these shawols are sponges, they'd listen to everything we say!
taemin - um... i have a big cock!
shawols - *screams*
key - i am not gay!
shawols - *laughs*
key - WHAT THE WHAT-
jonghyun - key, we know, and that's ok.
key - N-NO-
onew - lol.
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haechan - *wakes up* where am i?
mark - your mom-
haechan - i will tell karina to queef on you.
mark - EW-
jaemin - hyung, what is a queef-
mark - go away jaemin, you're too young.
jaemin - hmph. *leaves*
renjun - how does it feel to be q-queefed on...?
jeno - it feels amazing- that vibration that you feel on your stomach when she's sitting on you is something else-
haechan - jeno, you're a sick fuck just like johnny.
mark - agreed.
johnny - noooooo- why so mean?
mark - trust me, you'll understand. we got the wishies now.
renjun - why does that sound like a slur?
chenle - what is a slur?
renjun - a no no word that you call people.
chenle - is faggot a no no word that you call people?
renjun - yes, but don't say it again.
chenle - is ni-
renjun - YES YES! DON'T SAY THE ACTUAL WORD-
mark - isn't the author black?
renjun - yeah of course, but we're asian characters-
jeno - isn't it weird that a black person is using asian characters...? what if it's the other way round?
jonghyun - no, you're just weird. do you not know what kpop is?
jeno - korean pop.
jonghyun - never mind- anywho baby boy those guys are weirdos you know i always love you *breaks the fourth wall and tries to kiss the author*
mark - how tf did you do that?
jonghyun - i can do anything- i could even fly!
chenle - at least he acknowledged it-
jeno - first of all, we are kpop idols? not kpop boyfriends-
jonghyun - don't worry bae- i'm muting jeno-
jeno - NO WAIT-
jonghyun - *mutes jeno* so anywho-
minho - ouuu- can you mute taemin? he has been bugging me all day-
taemin - OI-
jonghyun - you do it-
minho - how?
jonghyun - just do it-
minho - u-uh- *mutes taemin*
taemin - *is muted*
minho - holy shit! it works!
jonghyun - told you!
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