jonghyun - *trying to sleep*
sulli - *jumps on jonghyun, giggles*
jonghyun - *wakes up* what?
sulli - *cuddle attacks jonghyun* HIYAAAAAAA!
jonghyun - hi.
minho - hi!
jonghyun - MINHO! WHY TF ARE YOU ON MY BED!
sulli - we just had sex!
jonghyun - ON MY BED? *leaves the bed* SULLI! YOU HAVE YOUR OWN FUCKING BEDROOM! WHY ARE YOU SO ANNOYING?
sulli - taemin peed on the bed.
jonghyun - WHAT THE-
taemin - *cries* h-hyung...?
jonghyun - how tf did you come into my house?
sulli - you invited him so-
taemin - *walks to jonghyun*
jonghyun - don't you even-
taemin - *puppy eyes*
jonghyun - two can play that game. *puppy eyes*
minho - uh... should we go to his pool?
sulli - sure. *goes with minho*
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onew - no jonghyun, i'm not babysitting taemin. two babies cannot look after each other.
jonghyun - b-but- w-why are you like this, hyung? sulli is annoying and taemin needs to go!
onew - jeez, they just had sex in your room. they could of done even worse things.
taemin - hyung, what is a vagina?
jonghyun - w-wha- HYUNG! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?
onew - aren't you listening? no means no.
taemin - hyung... i dreamt about a girl sucking me up into a vagina and then i turned into a baby-
jonghyun - NOT now taemin. anyways-
onew - *slams the door*
jonghyun - *sighs, looks at taemin*
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taemin - *comes out of therapy*
jonghyun - so how are you feeling?
taemin - i'm no longer scared of vaginas!
dr lee - there you go. client lee taemin is no longer having fear of heterosexual activities and is now able to have female friends as a homosexual man and isn't afraid of having a female offspring.
jonghyun - that's great!
dr lee - here's the bill, mr kim. *gives the bill to jonghyun*
jonghyun - ₩28? well that's not bad. i'll be using my card now. *pays*
dr lee - card has declined. would you like to try another payment method?
jonghyun - what? *goes to the cash machine* TWENTY-SEVEN WON?
sulli - oh i have ₩1 in my account!
jonghyun - great! can you transfer it to my account?
sulli - no.
jonghyun - PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! I NEED THIS!
sulli - no.
jonghyun - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
dr lee - mr kim, i'm afraid that due to the fact that you cannot pay on the spot, we will have to reverse all actions used on client lee taemin to pay back the money.
jonghyun - huh-
dr lee - taemin, you can go introduce yourself to sunghoon.
sunghoon - ew.
taemin - he looks cute.
dr lee - perfect! client park sunghoon was born with a vagina-
taemin - WHAT EWWWWWWW-
sunghoon - w-wha- *cries*
dr lee - refund completed. *phone rings* that must be my next appointment! *leaves*
jonghyun - *looks at sulli angrily*
sulli - *giggles whilst looking at jonghyun* you're funny!
jonghyun - WHY YOU- *grabs seulgi* hey ma'am... can you slap this woman here?
seulgi - n-no!
jonghyun - i-i'll give you ₩10!
seulgi - broke ass loser. *leaves*
jonghyun - u-uh-h- *steals irene's wig and wears it* i'm a woman now.
sulli - huh-
jonghyun - *slaps sulli across the face*
sulli - ow...
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