girls - *running around in bikinis*
boys - *nose bleeds*
sunny - oh my gosh, it's red velvet!
girls - *cheers*
jonghyun - um... noona neomu yeppeo, i like some boobo-
girls - ewwwwwww-
jonghyun - what?
chicken bucket - *appears on onew*
onew - really? what if i'm black?
key - is that why you have a big dong-
onew - *throws key to the moon*
jonghyun - ow. *takes key off*
key - *go splat on the floor*
sulli - why do you guys abuse each other?
jonghyun - i don't know why...
onew - want to see me turn jjong into a balloon dog?
jonghyun - nooooooo don't turn me into roo- *sobs loudly*
onew - *pulls jonghyun's pants down*
jonghyun - hey- *blushes* p-put my pants back on!
onew - *blows him up from the dong*
jonghyun - ahhh that tickles!
krystal - is he just giving him a blowjob?
sulli - i don't know, just go with it.
onew - *turns him into a dog*
jonghyun - woof.
sulli - wow! *claps*
luna - um oppa, i need to pee-
onew - then pee.
luna - you're so meannnnn- *sobs*
sulli - he said pee bitch
luna - ouuuu! great idea!
taemin - i will never understand-
sulli - women have privileges.
minho - it means you're not allowed to look at their boobs or butts.
sulli - definitely don't look at those!
taemin - what would happen?
sulli - you'll get slapped!
taemin - o-oh-
minho - i got slapped 4 times!
taeyong - i got slapped 6 times!
mark - i got slapped 11 times!
jisung - i got slapped once- only because i started speaking...
seunghan - slapped? i was beaten up!
jaemin - drake?
seunghan - *slaps jaemin*
sohee - guys chill-
wonbin - i like minho!
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Fanfiction(Idk why wattpad keeps unmarking my stories as mature THERE'S CLEARLY MATURE CONTENT HERE!) [Content Warning: Mentions of Violence*, Suicide*, Death*, Sexual Themes*, Excessive Bad Language and some jokes that may be unsettling or unsuitable for cer...
