"mark has an ass."
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haechan - wow! mark has an ass!
mark - AH-
haechan - mork!
mark - *gets scared*
xiaojun - you have an ass?
mark - no! i'm a boy!
xiaojun - but ningning has no ass and she's a girl!
haechan - what-
jonghee - hi-
mark - go away jonghyun.
jonghee - oppa neomu-
mark - *beats up jonghee*
jonghyun - AH- YOU'RE HURTING MY TWIN!
mark - what-
jonghee - yeah~
haechan - huh-
xiaojun - i'm gonna go- *leaves*
jonghee - *giggles* oppa, that was fun!
mark - O-OPPA? I THOUGHT YOU WERE TWINS!
jonghyun - i was born first by 5 minutes so therefore i'm her oppa-
haechan - i-
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sulli - *minding her own business*
jonghyun - *trips* o-ow-
sulli - get up.
jonghyun - but i c-can't-
sulli - get tf up.
jonghyun - uh- *tries to get up*
sulli - use your damn wings.
jonghyun - oh- *flaps his wings* ahhh! i'm up now!
sulli - great. now stop disturbing me. i'm in a job interview.
jonghyun - okie! *rolls to his room, sighs* i'm so bored. *goes to sulli* hehe~
sulli - go away, oppa.
jonghyun - but why...?
sulli - you know why. now leave before i pluck all your feathers from your wings.
jonghyun - o-oh- *runs away*
—
mark - *hides his butt*
nct - butt butt butt butt butt butt-
mark - NO! *climbs on the window*
winwin - ...
nct - *looks at winwin*
winwin - what? i still have no lines.
doyoung - doyoung doesn't care.
winwin - I-
doyoung - doyoung was kidding. doyoung does care.
chenle - shut up doyoung.
doyoung - doyoung will shut up.
chenle - thank you.
jaehyun - omg mark's butt!
nct - MORK!
mark - *runs away in fear*
—
sulli - *in a zoom job interview*
jonghyun - *comes to her room with a bell and sings replay loudly*
sulli - AHHHH! WILL YOU SHUT UP JONGHYUN! SERIOUSLY!
jonghyun - what? i thought it would make you look firm for your interview! also, i'm bored.
sulli - so? go and see your shinee friends.
jonghyun - but i want youuuu! *hugs sulli*
sulli - *pushes jonghyun away* just leave for at least 30 minutes?
jonghyun - *sighs* fine.
—
mark - *runs to shinee's house* SHINEE SHINEE SHINEE!!!!!!!
key - *opens the door* what tf do you want- *sees mark* oh hi mark.
mark - KEY- YOU GOTTA HELP ME- N-NCT WANTS MY ASSSSSSS! *cries*
nct - BUTT BUTT BUTT BUTT BUTT!
key - jesus- TAEM YOUR SUPERM FRIEND IS HERE!
taemin - what the fuc- OH HEY MARK! COME IN!
mark - *runs in and slams the door, pants* phew. DON'T LISTEN TO THEM! THEY'RE TRYING TO BRAINWASH YOU!
key - really?
taemin - oh-
jonghyun - FRIENDS! *opens the door*
mark - NOOOOOO!
nct - *walks in* MORK!
mark - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *runs away*
—
jonghyun - *watches sulli from afar*
sulli - *grunts whilst smiling at the camera* sorry about him. that's my friend.
boss - don't worry about that! you're hired!
sulli - yay! thank you so much! i promise i won't disappoint you!
boss - no not you! i meant the guy!
sulli - JONGHYUN?
jonghyun - heheheh~
boss - what's your full name?
jonghyun - kim jonghyun...?
boss - welcome to the circus, kim jonghyun!
jonghyun - ooooh! i'm in the circus! will there be stays?
boss - of course sweetie. there will also be stray kids too. *giggles*
jonghyun - *giggles along*
sulli - what the fuc-
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