:Hank:
You are shorter. :)
He has to bend down.
:Sanford:
Again you are shorter.
So he has to pull you up by your shirt/sweater/jacket/ect.
:deimos:
He turns it into a full out make out session.
:Auditor:
Auditor is the person with the short hair.
He will turn it into a make out session too.
:2BDamned:
He was working.
You just wanted attention.
So you hopped on his lap and blah blah.
:Jebus:
He "Accidentally" summoned two of you
So both of you did that