~•𝙼𝚊𝚍𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚋𝚊𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜•~(Discontinued)

just something...(a/n at bottom)

:Hank:

Hank: *holding y/n bridal style* this is mine i am taking this with me.

Random grunt: can i have it??

Hank: NO FUCK OFF ITS MINE!!!

Y/n: 😶🍿

:Deimos:

Deimos: i cant wait to eat/suck (y/n) out/off

Random grunt: uh they are ri-

Deimos: SHUSH I AM SPEAKING!

Y/n: *taps deimos head*

Deimos: *turns around* h-hi y/n...

Y/n: *sprays with boiling water*

Deimos: HISSSSSSS!!!

:Sanford:

Sanford: WE NEED 2BDAMNED!!

y/n: *only has a scratch*

Sanford: my poor baby * random kisses on face*

y/n: -////-

:Tricky:

Y/n: tricky where is the frosting??

Tricky: .... *eating frosting*

Y/n: oh come on tricky the 5th time

:Auditor:

Auditor: lap. now.

Y/n: uhhh

Auditor: Now!

y/n: *sits on lap*

Auditor: i have a boner now

Y/n: ah shit here we go again...

:2Bdamned:

Y/n: *giving random smooches on face*

2Bdamned: you missed

Y/n: where?

2Bdamned: *points at boxers*

Y/n:... *smacks with pillow* YOU PERVERT!!!

2Bdamned: i thought we was going to smash...

Y/n: i said tomorrow -.-

:Jebus:

Jebus: you are cheating on me y/n!, with (favorite food)

Y/n: me and (favorite food) will get married -_-

Jebus: *stabs (favorite food)* no you're mine -.-

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