:Hank:
Hank: *holding y/n bridal style* this is mine i am taking this with me.
Random grunt: can i have it??
Hank: NO FUCK OFF ITS MINE!!!
Y/n: 😶🍿
:Deimos:
Deimos: i cant wait to eat/suck (y/n) out/off
Random grunt: uh they are ri-
Deimos: SHUSH I AM SPEAKING!
Y/n: *taps deimos head*
Deimos: *turns around* h-hi y/n...
Y/n: *sprays with boiling water*
Deimos: HISSSSSSS!!!
:Sanford:
Sanford: WE NEED 2BDAMNED!!
y/n: *only has a scratch*
Sanford: my poor baby * random kisses on face*
y/n: -////-
:Tricky:
Y/n: tricky where is the frosting??
Tricky: .... *eating frosting*
Y/n: oh come on tricky the 5th time
:Auditor:
Auditor: lap. now.
Y/n: uhhh
Auditor: Now!
y/n: *sits on lap*
Auditor: i have a boner now
Y/n: ah shit here we go again...
:2Bdamned:
Y/n: *giving random smooches on face*
2Bdamned: you missed
Y/n: where?
2Bdamned: *points at boxers*
Y/n:... *smacks with pillow* YOU PERVERT!!!
2Bdamned: i thought we was going to smash...
Y/n: i said tomorrow -.-
:Jebus:
Jebus: you are cheating on me y/n!, with (favorite food)
Y/n: me and (favorite food) will get married -_-
Jebus: *stabs (favorite food)* no you're mine -.-
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