Requested by: rememebringwahat
THEY REQUESTED THIS A YEAR AGO
THEY PROBABLY WONT REMEMBER
but let me do this 🤲
Let's start the headcanon
• i actually see Hank as a black widow, idk I think it's his color scheme.
•if you are Hank sibling he would definitely kill someone by trapping them in his web, if they pick on you
• if you are dating spider Hank I see him just hanging upside down to scare you, he probably will say sorry after
• terrible at cooking but good at catching grunts, you do the cooking.
• if you both can't cook well time to become a canni- order food...
•he will definitely trap you in his web if he's jealous when you are talking to someone
•please compliment his webs art they took him forever to make
•he tried to cook a grunt but set the house on fire good job hank🤦♀️
•he will kinda be scared when you want to do the devil tango cause you might eat him
•now he remembered that you are not a women, and you can't have kids cause you are a boy
• hes wears 3 or 4 red goggles cause of his eyes you can't change my mind
•if you bring him a grunt head or dead body, he will do anything you say for like a day
•please rub his legs it gives him comfort
•sleeping is weird cause his legs wraps around your whole body, but you are warm!
• someone saying that two boys can't date, he will murder them slowly.
Finished
I tried my best
