Mal and I walk through the Isle to 'Ursula. Fish and chip shop'. She pushes the door open and we walk in with grins on our faces
"We're back" Mal sings
"Losers, party of two. Right this way, please" She says, pointing to a table. She kicks a chair at us by I stop it before it hits Mal. Uma laughs and I smirk. Mal and I sit down at the table and look around
"Place still sticks" Mal cringes
"Oh, I'm sorry. We're down a butler today.... princess"
"Where is he?" I ask
"You know, I've dreamed of this" She laughs "You wanting something from me! And me watching you squirm like a worm on a hook"
"I'm so flattered you dream of us" I smile
"We haven't given you a thought since we left" Mal adds. Uma bangs her hands on the table and sighs
"Obviously" We smile at her and she frowns "You guys have your perfect little lives, don't you?.... Don't they have the perfect little lives!!" She shouts. People agree and I look at Mal "And were 20 years in a garbage strike"
"Listen, if you have some kind of score to settle with us, game on" I smirk "I see no need to bring Ben into this"
"It may be a little unnecessary" She laughs "But, ugh, it is so much fun. Here's the deal..."
"Just like your mother, always a catch" Mal smirks. She sits in front of us and puts her elbow on the table. Arm wrestle
"If you win... Ben is free to go" She smiles "Hmm?" Mal puts her arm up and I look at her
"What if you win..?" I ask
"Yeah, Mal, don't you wanna know what I get if I win?"
"Still dreaming" - Mal
"Last time I checked, your mother thought she had things all seen upon, too, huh? How'd that work out for her again?" - Uma
"On three" Mal sighs
"One" I whisper
"Two" - Mal
"Three" - Uma
They have the arm wrestle and their arms stayed in the middle
"You know, that whole princess act, Ugh. Never bought it for a second. You could stick a tiara on a villain but you're still a villain" Uma smirks
"And you can slap a pirate hat on, but you're still Shrimpy" Mal gasps sarcastically as she pushes Uma's arm to the side. She saves it and laughs. Mal's eyes turn green and she starts pushing her hand down
"If I win....." She starts "You bring me the wand" Mal and I both gasp. Her eyes turn back to normal and Uma pushes her hand to the table "Now.... If you want beasty boy back, bring me Fairy Godmother's magic wand to my ship tomorrow at 12 noon. Sharp" She starts walking away
"Wait!" I shout and she looks at me "Take me instead... give Ben back and take me..."
"And why would I do that?" She asks
"You always wanted me to be a pirate... And if you replace Ben for me... I'll listen to your orders... no matter what they are" I sigh
"You've gone soft" She laughs
"What can I say?.... I have a soft spot for Preppy Princes" I smirk and she puts her hand out. I shake it and look at Mal
"What are you doing?!" She asks
"Get your boyfriend... and leave" I walk over to Harry and the other pirates and sit down
"Same rule applies" Uma whispers to Mal "Want your bestie back... bring me the wand!" She smirks and walks off "Oh! And if you blab... You can kiss Y/N goodbye" She walks over and sits beside me "Now, I wonder if your petty friends will choose you over the wand, hmm?" She smirks. Mal looks over at me and then walks out
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De Vil and Heart (Carlos De Vil x Y/N Heart)
FanfictionTwo best friends. That's all they are... or so they thought. Auradon is a place full of pretty pink princesses and preppy princes. Will that get the best of the 5 VK's? Will they be able to stand it? Or will they cower at the thought of becoming one...
