Special Chapter : Welcome To Our TeaTalk

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Armin: Greetings to readers! Today, our dear author decided to make a special chapter just for fun! Yay! (pls note the sarcasm thank you).

Levi: Why am I even here. I have mountains of paperwork waiting in my office.

Alberu: Bruh same.

Armin: Anyways! *looks at his card* We will talk about Cale Henituse...? And all the shenanigans he did.

Levi: Argh, I suddenly felt a migraine just hearing his name.

Choi Han: *pats Levi's shoulders, sympathetic*

Armin: Our guests who will answer would be Levi Heichou, Young Master Han, Eren and niiㅡekhem, Sir Alberu. The question is from...what...I mean...the question is from Connie. What is the most horrible thing Cale did that you witnessed by your own eyes?

Choi Han: Blowing up an entire island.

Marco: Why did you say that so nonchalantly...

Alberu: Oh yeah, I remember that...

Jean: I can feel the pain in his voice...

Levi: I mean, he blew it up with your consent right?

Alberu: ...

Choi Han: ...

Levi: Right?

Mikasa and Eren: *Applauding*

Armin: ....Next person, same question.

Alberu: ...

Armin: Nii-chan?

Alberu: ...

Levi: Oi corn dude. Fucking talk if you're gonnaㅡ

Alberu: Shut it. I'm choosing which one.

Levi: Why the fuck is he choosingㅡ

Choi Han: You'll get used to it, Heichou.

Alberu: Oh fuck it. I'll just choose the most recent one. When his leg got amputated and got eaten by a titan.

Marco: Oh yeah, I remember that.

Sasha: Hmm, I remember how his leg looked like bone meat.

Connie: *looks at Sasha warily*

Levi: I'm sorry, his leg got chopped off?! Literally?!

Alberu: You just said the synonym of amputated but yeah.

Choi Han: Hold up, why am I only knowing this now?!

Connie: Atleast it growed back.

Choi Han: Cale-nim?!

Eren: Yeah, he was also mistaken as a titan since it regrowned.

Hanji: Yep, I would have experimented on him if he is. Though I still can if heㅡ

Choi Han: Absolutely not necessary!

Hanji: Okay jeez. Calm down.

Armin: Ehem...Next person, same question. Eren.

Eren: Smiling.

Jean: Care to elaborate? How is that act horrible by Cale-dono?

Marco: Dono? Since whenㅡ

Jean: Since I became his apostle. Now answer it Eren!

Alberu: *wheeze* Oh my God, Cale would faint if he heard that.

Choi Han: Clopeh would kill him if he heard Jean.

Jean: Uhm...who?

Eren: Should I answer or...?

Levi: Go on, brat.

Eren: There's this one time where he smiled at a vendor because they were scowling at Armin.

Armin: Oh, that one.

Connie: Why do you sound so scared...Armin...

Alberu: How come I don't know this?

Armin: Nii-chan, please don't.

Eren: Well, not that it was a horrible act, the man actually deserved it.

Mikasa: Though he was chased by the Military Police for a day because of that act alone.

Levi: Well? Tell us what he did.

Eren: So uhmm...the vendor was selling fruits and vegetables. And Cale smashed both onions and chili into his hands before rubbing it straight in the man's face.

Levi: *scribbles something on a paper*

Mikasa: Then he ran away with the vendor's money.

Connie and Jean: *laughs scandalously*

Armin: *sigh* Levi Heichou, you're next.

Levi: Oh, the red titan.

Choi Han: *smiles*

Levi: Actually, Han also includes. One time, both of them caught a red-haired titan then proceeded to torture it with...innovative methods.

Erwin: ...

Levi: Oh, and I get to watch them first class.

Hanji: *nodding in amusement*

Armin: Ha ha ha ha ha ha(nervous).

Alberu: Choi Han, let me join next time.

Choi Han: Yes Your Highness.

Marco: Is this normal...?

Connie: Ask Cale-sama.

Mikasa: Where is he anyways?

Sasha: *eating an apple pie* Sleeping.

Levi: *snatching some slice of the pie from Sasha* Are we done now? I need to finish my work.

Armin: Ah, yes. We're done now. Let me just tell the closing remarks *sigh*

Alberu: Fighting, dear nephew.

Armin: ...Why would I fightㅡ

Choi Han: It means you can do it. He's supporting you.

Armin: ...

Eren: You're taking too long *grabs the hint cards* Thank you for listening to our TeaTalk! In our next special chapter, readers can ask us questions here in both Ao3 and Wattpad and we will try our best to answer them!

Armin: Y-yes! Then, see you next special chapter, everyone!

Eren: The deadline of the questions will be until March 12, 2022!

Connie: Eren should be the host next time.

➪Preview:

Erwin: Cale is having a breakdown due to his ancient powers. That's it. That's the preview.

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Erwin: In behalf of the author, thank you for reading our story *bows*

Levi: Oi Erwin. Finish your paper works already.

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