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the adventures of a lost flexer

Okay so

HELLO MAYDAYS HOW'VE WE BEEN KEEPING UP

Soooo I had to go to this library/book store (WHERE THEY SELL TRANSLATED MANGAS TOO OMG-) with my sis because she wanted to issue another Harry Potter book, and we decided to go after lunch today.

Now, you would think that since I'm a collegeate, and I travel alone for 3 hours every day, I would know the routes and have some confidence.

But. BUT.

I flexed the entire way to my sis to the metro station, and she was high-key fascinated by my DiReCTiOn SkiLLs, which I never really had.

And of course, I got us lost.

And NO, IT WASN'T LIKE OH WE FORGOT THE WAY SO WE GOT LOST. NO.

We hadn't traveled that way before, bUT I KNEW where we were going. And we climbed onto the train, and I saw the map, and like a smarty, I said, "we're on the wrong train" WHEN WE WERE ON THE RIGHT ONE

GUESS WHAT? I DON'T KNOW HOW TO READ A MAP

(I do but I was like flexing a lot so yea-)

We went on the opposite train, and I called many people to ask but they all confused me

So with my one confuzzled brain cell, I lead the way and we changed trains 5 times.

BUT.

TURNS OUT THAT WE WERE BOARDING THE SAME TRAIN AGAIN AND AGAIN BEC I HAVE NO FUCCING DIRECTION SENSE. NONE. NADA. ZERO.

I finally called someone and they told me to get down and check the boards again.

And after making the same mistakes again and again and getting stuck in the time loop doraemon anywhere door mirror world shit, wE FINALLY REACHED OUR DESTINATION!!!

Meanwhile, my sis just said that she wants to go to sleep bec we had already traveled for an hour and a half and she hadn't walked more than 7 steps ever since covid had started.

Anyway, the manga section also had this:

And I had to feed her a burger too. Compensation.

So yeah, that was it. Enjoy the two good pictures I clicked while I was on the train: