Fade in to the spacehip.
Church: What the hell is that tapping noise? Sounds like Morris Code.
Simmons: Morse.
Church: Sheila, if he corrects me again, please make him blow up.
Sheila: Ah huhah, sounds like fun. (trains her turret on them)
Church: Well what does it say?
Grif: It says "tap tap tap." We don't know.
Alex: It's so annoying. You here that Donut shut up with the tapping
Simmons: We were trying to translate it when you showed up an interrupted us.
Church: No, when I interrupted you, you were standing around doing nothing. Just like the last fifty times I interrupted you guys. Oh wai-wai-wait, listen listen! Listen, it says, "Red... sucks... balls." Hey, look my new ship can talk! And it knows things. That's a good ship.
Simmons: It's not your ship, it's our ship. We called it, and it came.
Alex: Ya now get out.
Church: I don't know, I don't see any markings on it.
Simmons: It landed on Donut!
Sheila: That was fantastic.
Church: How in the heck would that mean- oh wait, the pink guy? Oh, I actually liked him!
Grif: Seriously, what's with all these feelings for Donut?
Alex: That sounds so wrong.
Simmons: You can't have the ship.
Church: I'm not asking for it: it's already mine. Right Sheila?
Sheila: Actually, I kind of like it. I think it is mine.
Church: Hey are you okay?
Simmons: (under his breath) I think there's something wrong with the tank.
Grif: Yeah, I noticed.
Alex: Not that hard to tell.
Simmons: I've got an idea.
Grif: Whoa, okay hold on a second. Before you get too deep in to this, let me remind you that we don't exactly have a good track record when it comes to our plans and that tank.
Simmons: Come on Alex, Grif, I think the tank's malfunctioning.
Grif: Well only one part of it has to function for me to get turned in to a cloud of orange mist.
Alex: Well at least one of us will die.
Church: Okay, just be cool.
Sheila: I am cool. You be cool.
Sarge: Bad news, fellas, I couldn't find that levitation ray, but I did find the remote control to- hey, what's goin' on out here?! Whaddaya think you're doing you lousy Blue?
Church: I'm just trying to figure out what the deal is with this spaceship.
Sarge: Dibs!
Grif Alex and Simmons: Too late.
Sarge: Dangnabbit! Why do I ever leave you two to guard anything? Everybody knows about the International Dibs Protocol! And the No Takebacks Accord.
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Red Vs Blue season 5 male oc
FanfictionThe grup of ass holes are still in the gulch with evil ai and an alien baby and dounut bing crushed by a ship and Wyoming and A.I. on the loses and Tex missing threats are growing Red vs blue owned by rooster teeth Oc owned by me