Red Vs Blue season 5 male oc

Uncommunicado

Fade in on the Blue standoff at Red Base

Church: I am not O'Malley, I'm telling you, it's Flowers.

Tucker: Liar. Flowers is dead.

Will: I have no idea what is happening 

Church: Then what happened to the Reds, Tucker, Will? Where did they go? I certainly didn't sneak over here and scare them off in my spare time, when I wasn't dealing with you and Tex, and that new yellow freak, and that stupid disgusting kid o' yours.

Tucker: Okay, okay. Man, I hope if Flowers is alive, that he doesn't want his armor back. Hey, what's up with the Reds?

Will: I hope he replaces Cabooses 

Church: I hear that.

Tex: Where are they?

Church: Who knows. Maybe it's lunch time. Maybe the Red army doesn't pay overtime and they all just went home.

Will: That doesn't make any sense.

Tex: All their stuff is here. I don't think they evacuated.

Tucker: What do you think Tex?

Tex: I think we may have walked right in to a-

Wyoming: A trap?

Will: Shit!

Tex: Wyoming.

Church: Okay see? Now, if I was O'Malley, I would've known that was gonna happen.

Cut to an anonymous cave

Grif: Shouldn't we rethink this plan?

Sarge: Why?

Alex: This will work.

Grif: Well, now that Simmons has cut us off from Command, we're attacking the enemy base with no support.

Simmons: I didn't cut us off from Command.

Grif: You interrupted the radio transmission!

Alex: That counts.

Simmons: No I didn't. Whoever Sarge was talking with was already down in that cave. I just walked up and started talking to Sarge in the middle of it.

Grif: What the fuck do you think interrupting means?

Sarge: Can it, you three.

Andy: Yeah, you're givin' me a headache.

Simmons: Andy, is that you?

Andy: No, I'm the other talkin' bomb. Francis. Pleased ta meet ya, ya dickhead.

Alex: Yep that's Andy.

Simmons: I thought you were busy helping the enemy.

Andy: Nah, they didn't need me any more. Apparently that revived guy learned enough alien language to get by. And then it was "what have you done for me lately?"

Grif: Hey, what was that deal they were talking about when I was all drugged out?

Donut: Grif, I'm prouda you. Admitting you have a problem is the first step.

Alex: Shut up Donut!

Grif: Fuck off, Donut.

Donut: Baby steps, Grif.