Red Vs Blue season 5 male oc

Sibling Arrivalries

Fade in to the ship from above

Vic's Voice Mail: To hear these options in Spanish, press dos.

Church: I HATE YOU.

Vic's Voice Mail: *beep*

Church: Vic, it's Church, I need to-

Vic's Voice Mail: I'm sorry, but this person's voice mailbox is full.

Church: Uhhmmm I'm gonna kill myself. I'm gonna kill myself.

Doc: Uh, what was all that about?

Church: Doc, we are royally screwed. Half our team is down, and I think th-

Doc: No it's not, look! Caboose is already back in action.

Ava: For the most part.

Cut to Caboose emerging from Blue Base in the distance

Caboose: I'm okay! I'm okay!

Caboose collapses again, but this time in the warmth of the sun

Caboose: I'm not okay!

Will: Looks like he's still coping form blood loss.

Doc: He's fine.

Church: Like I was saying, half the team is down, and the half that's left, sucks. So all the Reds need to do is attack us, and we're dead.

Baby Alien: [what about me]

Church: Oh right, and I have to kill this fucking thing.

Caboose: Also I see a big ship. Now I know I'm hallucinating!

Will: Caboose your not hallucinating. 

Church: Oh, I forgot that part! The Reds also have an enormous ship that was sent by their Command. Probably has a huge fucking weapon on it. Like a nuke, or a biological weapon that's gonna melt our skin, or a genetic weapon that's gonna make everyone in blue armour sterile... awesome.

Doc: Hmm. Maybe this isn't the best time to remind you that technically I'm neutral in this conflict.

Ava: Oh right I forgot that.

Church: Doc, I don't think the situation could get much worse. I mean the ship is bad enough, but God knows what kind of reinforcements they have in that thing. Could be a whole new squad! Or a freelancer! Or-

Cut to the Reds mid-sentence, standing in front of a new person in yellow armour

Simmons: Grif's sister?

Alex: You have a sister! You never told us.

Grif's Sister: Yeah. Isn't that cool?

Sarge: You know I always knew there was a genetic possibility that Grif would have blood relatives. But I always held on to the hope that he was the horrible by-product of an experiment in a turd manufacturing plant!

Grif: Go home.

Grif's Sister: What?

Grif: Go home, right now. Get in your ship, uncrash it, and fly it home.

Grif's Sister: Whatever. Make me.

Grif: As much as I don't wanna spoil my reputation as a do-nothing slacker, I will not hesitate to beat you senseless and drop you in that ship myself.

Alex: Wow and I thought I had a sibling who was a bitch.

Grif's Sister: I thought you would be happy to see me.