Fade in to Church approaching Doc Will and Ava
Church: Hey Doc, we've got problems man, I need to call Command.
Doc: ...
Church: Hello? Earth to Doc. I mean, this place, to Doc.
Doc: Don't you wanna say hello to our new friend?
Church: What?
Will: Tucker's baby.
Church looks down at a very small, teal alien
Baby Alien: [me]
Church: I don't... I c- I can't, I can't I don't, this is-
Doc: Take your time. This is a big moment.
Ava: I wouldn't think about it to much.
Baby Alien: [hello]
Church: I can't deal with this right now.
Baby Alien: [what]
Church: Shut up, you're disgusting. Doc, what is Vic's number?
Doc: What for?
Will: Really Church?
Church: For reinforcements. Wait, unless, you've had like, specialized combat training in the last ten minutes.
Ava: I've had the normal bad training.
Doc: Uh, nope.
Church: Then yeah, reinforcements.
Doc: Well I did just change a dirty diaper-
Church: That doesn't count.
Will: He made us watch.
Doc: I don't know, it was a real doozy. Number two.
Church: Doc, focus! Vic's number, what is it?
Will: I think it was with the song
Doc: Will are you talking about that song?
Ava: Oh ya I remember the Vic song.
Church: What the fuck are you guys talking about?
Doc: Come on Church, everybody remembers Vic's number! Didn't he ever teach you the song?
Church: Oh right. Vic's jingle.
Doc: (singing) If you want to talk, don't email. And don't you click click click click, just call me up at five five five, V-I-C-K.
Will: (singing) And if your blue make shut to kill the reds.
Church: You know it probably would have been more memorable if it rhymed. Or if his name actually ended in a K.
Ava: Blame it on Vic not us.
Doc: Oh, music is a great way to learn things. That's how I studied for the MCAT.
Church: You passed the MCAT?
Doc: Nha ha ha hah, not even close. But you should really hear my rendition of the Kelly Clarkson song "Miss Independence." It teaches you all about the lymphatic system. (singing) Doum, d-doum, lymphatic system-"
Will: Nobody cares Doc.
Church: Hey, shut up I'm on the phone.
Baby Alien: [Menie]
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Red Vs Blue season 5 male oc
FanfictionThe grup of ass holes are still in the gulch with evil ai and an alien baby and dounut bing crushed by a ship and Wyoming and A.I. on the loses and Tex missing threats are growing Red vs blue owned by rooster teeth Oc owned by me
