HUH? || TR Chatfic

A witch

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Gang hoes

Sexy stalker:
yo yo I'm back

I hate this bitch:
No didn't missed you

Hybrid chicken:
Not even a bit

Egg:
It was peaceful without you

Pretty physopath:
I had my best time without you

Edward babysitter:
Without you was No drama to deal with

Soft shy bitch:
No insults

Dorayaki bitch:
No injuries

Bananatora:
No police

Lizard from monster,Inc:
I was hanging out with Akane

Sexy stalker:
Fuck you all your words don't effect me no more

Devil:
But I did miss you

Vampire wannabe:
I was missing burning cars with you

Sexy stalker:
It's better not be a joke cause kei I'm gonna cry

Vampire wannabe:
No it's not a joke

Sexy stalker:
Brb gonna cry myself to sleep

Devil:
What about me

Sexy stalker:
You're the best unlike someone

I hate this bitch:
Say it to my face

Sexy stalker:
You know blue cotton candy I love you

I hate this bitch:
Eww

Husband material:
Good to see you back

Sexy stalker:
Heyy~ Mitsuya I bet you missed me

Husband material:
I did

Sexy stalker:
Tell me if You're in a danger Mitsuya

Soft shy bitch:

I'm calling the police

Egg:
Mitsuya blink twice if you need help

Pretty psychopath:
Y/N what did you do to him!!

Sexy stalker:
Black magic!!

I hate this bitch:
Ohh hell no that's why I get bad vibes from you

Edward babysitter:
Leave him alone you witch

Hybrid chicken:
Ran call exorcist

Baton bitch:
On it