HUH? || TR Chatfic

Single Aunt

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Gang hoes

Sexy stalker:
Another day another slay

Bananatora:
Slayyyyyy

Sexy stalker:
So How's life kazu

Bananatora:
Boring I need some action in my life

Sexy stalker:
You wanna kill somebody or shit

Bananatora:
Why would I

Sexy stalker:
I don't know maybe it's because it's Mikey's fault

Bananatora:
Don't summon him

*Dorayaki bitch is online*

Dorayaki bitch:
What are you talking about

Sexy stalker:
Life

Bananatora:
Murder

Dorayaki bitch:
Ok got dark real quick

Sexy stalker:
How's life for you Mikey

Dorayaki bitch:
Good as long as I get to eat and sleep

Sexy stalker:
Mood

Dorayaki bitch:
Hows life for you Y/N

Sexy stalker:
Boring and irritating

Bananatora:
You wanna kill somebody or shit

Sexy stalker:
Yeah myself

Bananatora:
Honestly same

Sexy stalker:
Let's do a double suicide also let's invite dazai

Bananatora:
Yeah I don't know about your or his luck but my luck is not good we will succeed in triple suicide

*Dazai entered the chat*

Dazai:
Did someone said double suicide

Sexy stalker:
Its actually triple

Bananatora:
Who the fuck open the portal

Dazai:
I'm down for triple suicide time, place and date

Dorayaki bitch:
Ok I need you to stop right here

Sexy stalker:
Let's meet first I don't want to die without knowing you

Dazai:
Yeah we could do that

Bananatora:
But don't you have like work to do

Dazai:
Don't summon him

*Kunikida entered the chat*

Kunikida:
DAZAI dont go around the portal