HUH? || TR Chatfic

Trip

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Gang hoes

Sexy stalker:
Feel like killing myself

Husband material:
Well wanna hangout

Sexy stalker:
You mean wanna hang myself, yes

Husband material:
Ohh my god no

Devil:
Aww what happened

Sexy stalker:
I saw two kids around 5 to 6 years old dating like literally

Vampire wannabe:
These kids didn't even came out off their egg shell and are dating now weird generation

Sexy stalker:
Exactly my point

I hate this bitch:
You just jealous cause potential mate doesn't even look at your direction

Sexy stalker:
It hurts Angry don't talk to me from now on

I hate this bitch:
Aww did I hurt you well good I did

Sexy stalker:
Brb gonna yeet myself in a river now

Dorayaki bitch :
Y/N please don't I don't want to lose you 😔

Sexy stalker:
Mikey you good

Dorayaki bitch :
Yeah I'm but don't yeet yourself in a river 😔

Bananatora:
🙄🙄 🙄🙄 Mikey what's gotten into you

Egg:
Don't worry guys he is listening to break up songs and overreacting

Dorayaki bitch:
I'm not overreacting ken-chin I'm in my feels

Edward babysitter:
#sadboyhours

Too emo for me:
Hello everyone it's been so long since we had a conversation

Sexy stalker:
Ohh hey~ Izana

Too emo for me:
Oh hey~ Y/N

My bae:
Izana weren't you supposed to be at your job I mean weren't you supposed to be at your dojo teaching kids

Too emo for me:
I took a leave for 5 days and I'm here to announce something

Sexy stalker:
Ohh I'm excited

Too emo for me:
So we are going on a trip don't worry about the place or money anything like that I got it covered

Dorayaki bitch:
How you got it covered

Too emo for me:
Koko gonna pay for foods, vehicles and all of the things we need or are necessary for travelling and I got a guest house at that place so staying will be free

Lizard from monster,Inc:
Huh I never said that and I'm not paying

Too emo for me:
Aww you're don't forget koko you have a debt to pay