Sarge drives up in jeep, gets out
Sarge: Now this is more like it! Great job on the simulator, Lopez; Good work on the power, Simmons.
Alex: Actually Grif risked his life Sarge.
Simmons: Thank you, sir!
Grif: Simmons?! I'm the one that was almost killed just so you could get the electricity back on.
Sarge: Yep, but it was worth it.
Grif: You say that every time I'm almost killed.
South : He doses?
Alex: Ya the first one was in Blood Gulch.
Flashback to Blood Gulch Simmons and Alex run up
Simmons: Sarge! Grif was spying on the blues and they captured him!
Alex: One said they would kill him.
Sarge: What'd he find out? Are they planning something?
Simmons: No, they were standing around talking, like always. But now they're gonna kill him!
Sarge: Well, it was worth it.
Flash Sarge and, Alex and Simmons talking
Sarge: The base looks so clean Simmons! Excellent work.
Alex: Not for Grif.
Simmons: Yeah, too bad Grif was almost killed by his allergic reaction to the cleaning supplies.
Pan to Grif laying in a pool of blood
Sarge: It was worth it!
Flash to Sarge Alex, and Simmons standing, with Grif on floor between them and on fire
Sarge: Worth it.
Flash to present
Sarge: Only because it's always true. There's very few tasks that wouldn't balance out by you making the ultimate sacrifice.
South: He really hates Grif.
Grif: Tell me something I don't know.
Simmons: At least this time we got something out of it. We got power, and a new weapon!
Sarge: Let's test this bad boy out.
Sarge mounts turret of Warthog, points at Grif
Grif: Whoa, wait a second. Does this hologram jeep shoot hologram slugs, or real slugs?
Alex: Just stand there and we will find our.
Sarge: As long as we are in this room, everything will seem real to us. It's all simulated, but your mind makes it real.
Simmons: Ooh, like the Matrix.
Lopez: . [Right, but without all the Eastern philosophy stuff that no one understands.]
Grif: Alright, fuck this. I'm going to stand over there.
Sarge: Well guess what, dirtbag? I don't need you for target practice anymore. I've got my own holo-Grif programed into the system already.
Lopez makes a holo-Grif
Holo-Grif: Hello! I am literally the worst program ever made!
South: Wow that's how most of you see Grif.
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FantasyTucker and Ava are in trouble. Caboose is acting weird and working on his project it is up to Sarge Alex and Caboose to save Tucker and Ava. Also they need to find an artifact that is barred. Meanwhile in Valhalla Simmons, Will, Donut, Lopez and So...
