Fade in to Caboose. He is talking to the Epsilon unit. Will walking over
Caboose: Then there was the time we got a tank. Of course no one knew how to drive it, but then there was a big fight, my team got in trouble. So I talked to the tank. She was really nice, you're really gonna like her. Anyways, the team was in trouble, and I had to use the tank to drive out there to help them. ...Well, help most of them. ...Erm, some of them. ...Okay, let's just say this: I drove the tank, and some people got helped... and some other people didn't get helped. ...Details aren't really important.
Will: Most of that is false he killed you.
Cut to the Red Base. Sarge is running around, searching through multiple areas of the base for Grif. He ends in front of the Warthog.
Sarge: Grif! Where the hell are ya? Grif! Grif? Grif! Come on!
Grif: (from in the base) I'm in here!
Sarge: Where are you? Grif, I need you!
Grif: In here, in the base!
Sarge: I can't hear you! Get out here!
Sarge runs towards the base while Grif is exiting it.
Grif: Okay. Damn, what is it?
Sarge: Where's Simmons?
Grif: Simmons? If you wanted Simmons, then why didn't you yell like a lunatic for Simmons?
Sarge: Damn it, Grif! I entrusted you with one duty! And that's to know exactly where Simmons is at all times so I can find him! Simmons watches Donut, Lopez watches Alex, South watches Lopez I watch South and Alex watches Doc when he is on our team, and Donut watches me.
Grif: Yeah, who watches me?
Sarge: Nobody. You move less than Donut does. Now where's Simmons?
Grif: I don't know, he's downstairs in your hologram simulatron or whatever the hell you call it with Alex, and South.
Sarge: Excellent work, Private Grif!
Grif: Wow! Thank you, sir.
Sarge: I'm gonna recommend you for a big shiny medal!
Grif: Okay, you're being sarcastic right now, aren't you?
Sarge: Oh, absolutely! ...Wait, was your question sarcastic?
Grif: Who knows? Probably? Unless—wait, are you being sarcastic right now by asking that?
Awkward silence.
Sarge: Hm. Maybe we should drop this conversation.
Grif: Yeeah...
Sarge: (starts heading into the base) What's Simmons doing downstairs?
Grif: Sorry! Not in my job description!
Sarge: (grunts) I'll ask him myself...
Cuts to inside the simulation room, where Simmons, South and Alex are working on the jeep.
Sarge: Simmons! There you are! I've been looking everywhere for you!
Simmons: Really? Sorry, sir. I was just down here working on the jeep prototype. I know you really want to see it built, and we need to work on a few bugs in the design.
Sarge: A few bugs?
Simmons: Yeah, you know, like the fact it stalls every time we fire the magnetic cannon, because you based it on an EMP.
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Red vs Blue recreation male oc
FantasyTucker and Ava are in trouble. Caboose is acting weird and working on his project it is up to Sarge Alex and Caboose to save Tucker and Ava. Also they need to find an artifact that is barred. Meanwhile in Valhalla Simmons, Will, Donut, Lopez and So...
