In the temple at Sandtrap, with an alien firing a machine gun turret. Pans to Sarge Alex and Grif, who are taking cover behind a corner and avoiding gunfire.
Sarge: Grif Alex, listen. We may not both make it out of this.
Grif: What?
Alex: Who cares!
Sarge: If you die, I think I'm prepared to live with that. I practiced it a lot. But there's also a chance you might survive and I won't!
Alex: Just shoot! (Alex fires then ducks back into cover)
Grif: (irritated) There'd be a better chance if you'd help me shoot! (starts to fire back at the alien)
Sarge: In case I don't make it, I can't help but think about all the future mistakes you're gonna make that I'm not gonna be there to scream at you about!
Grif: (sarcastic) Oh, stop. I'm getting all teary-eyed.
Sarge: I just want to let you know that at my bunk back at the base, there's a recorder deck. I've prerecorded about 57 hours of rants that should be applicable in a variety of situations. Whenever you're feeling good about yourself, I want you to play one. And always remember! Somebody hates you.
Alex: When did you have the time to record that?
The alien ceases gunfire when Epsilon-Church floats above him into the room and looks down at him.
Epsilon-Church: Oh hey, alien. What's up?
The alien immediately drops his gun and bows down.
Tucker: Cease fire!
Ava: Stop shooting.
Grif stops shooting.
Epsilon-Church: Um, the alien's being weird in here.
Grif: What's it doing?
Tucker: No, no, I've seen this before. Some of the aliens worship this ancient technology. This one probably thinks Church is sort kind of god.
Ava: A god who is an asshole.
Epsilon-Church: Wow! Seriously? That's pretty fucking cool.
Caboose: (gasps) Maybe that's why your name is Church!!
Alex: No Caboose it's a family name.
Epsilon-Church: Oh, what's up, prayin' dude? How do ya' like me now? BIP-(smashes a box into the alien)-O!
Tucker: W-T-Fuck! Why did you do that!? I think that's taking advantage of your deity status, dude!
Ava: Not cool man.
Epsilon-Church: Well, what good is being a god if you can't smite some people? Let's have fun...
C.T.: The shots came from down here!
Soldier: Yikes!
C.T.: Form up, men!
Sarge: Whoa! Incoming!
Epsilon-Church: (floats back into the other room and flees) Good luck, guys!
Alex: Asshole.
C.T. charges in with another soldier and Smith.
C.T.: Freeze! Lower your weapons!
Other soldiers and aliens are seen rushing in from a different entrance.
C.T. (to Tucker and Ava): You... do two you have any idea how much trouble you've caused me? I should kill you right here.
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