Reds, Will and Caboose are all standing outside the Red Base.
Sarge: Get these water cans cleaned up while we're gone. How much water do you need to drink, Donut?
Donut: I was in a desert! Don't judge me.
Alex: You drank half our water supply!
Grif: Maybe we should learn from that and bring some water ourselves.
Sarge: Nonsense. It'll just slow us
Grif: Slow us down more than dehydration? Or death... by dehydration?
Sarge: I don't know, smartass. Let's say we try! I'll kill you, and then I'll dry you out! Who wants Grif-Jerky?
Alex: No thanks.
South: Ya I'm glad I'm staying here.
Caboose: Ah, no thanks, I already had donuts for breakfast.
Grif: ...Wait, what?
Sarge: All right, let's get going. Everybody packed?
Alex: Yes I did.
Caboose: Yep.
Grif: Where's your stuff?
Caboose: Oh, I only carry a washcloth and six toothbrushes.
Grif: I'm gonna assume that makes sense to you.
Delta appears near Grif
Delta: We may need to leave soon.
Caboose: Yeah, it does.
Grif: Yeah, I thought so. We'll just go ahead and leave that one alone.
Sarge: Grif! Why'd you pack so much?
Grif: Me? I only did one duffle.
Alex: Don't look at me I've got my bag on my cycle,
Sarge: Well, what are all these cases?
Donut: Those are mine!
Sarge: Donut, you're going with us?
Donut: No, but I wasn't gonna let you guys have all the packing fun to yourselves! That's the best part about going on vacation. I mean, beside airport security's full-cavity search—
Grif: Time to go! (heads towards the jeep)
Alex: Let's go. (Alex walks to his cycle)
South: Donut get this stuff back in the bace.
Donut: Fine.
Sarge: Lopez, I want you to take good care of Simmons South and Donut while we're gone.
Lopez: [Me?]
Sarge: Feed them every day.
South: We're not Dogs Sarge.
Lopez: [Do they eat Unleaded? Or Super Unleaded?]
Sarge: Exactly. And don't forget to let them out in the yard every now and then.
Donut: I love yard-time—
South: Shut up Donut.
Simmons: Goodbye!
Sarge: If we don't make it back from the mission, bury me and Grif as far away as possible. I don't want to get any corpse cooties.
Grif: Why do you assume I'll be dead?
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Red vs Blue recreation male oc
FantasyTucker and Ava are in trouble. Caboose is acting weird and working on his project it is up to Sarge Alex and Caboose to save Tucker and Ava. Also they need to find an artifact that is barred. Meanwhile in Valhalla Simmons, Will, Donut, Lopez and So...
